Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies!
Rivers and seas boiling!
40 years of darkness!
Earthquakes, volcanoes!
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
I once was a Veep near Pawtucket,
My legs had so much hair you could pluck it.
I plagiarize stuff
Not electable, sho nuff
And my brain long ago kicked the bucket.
I once was a senator from Delaware
I’m running for president, you’re well aware
So vote for Biden
There’s no use in hidin’
‘Cause you know I’m going to smell your hair
The Democratic Convention should be fun — entertainment will include…
The airing of the grievances and feats of strength.
Welcome, new comers. The tradition begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear!
Feats of victimhood, you mean…
The Democratic Convention should be fun — entertainment will include…
burning of an effigy of Trump after they purchase the proper carbon offsets.
The Democratic Convention should be fun — entertainment will include…
mass arrests for treason.
The Castaways singing Liar Liar would be appropriate, especially during the presentation of the Hillary Lifetime Achievement Award.
… pin-the-tail on the bigot…
… daily Two-Minute Hate sessions (pray that you’re not the focus)…
The Democratic Convention should be fun — entertainment will include…
Synchronized Drag Queening.
Followed by drag queen story time.
… a tiny clown car and a torch light procession.
… sniffing competitions: glue, coke, hair, rubbing alcohol, beans and the loser’s circle.
…. The introduction of nine brand- new shiny identity groups.
…getting the delegates whooped up into a frenzy by blaming Trump for their own failures and not noticing any irony.
…Robert De Niro cussing.
Intersectionallity….Lots and lots of intersectionallity…
… an ill-fated attempt to halt usage of gendered language….
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies!
Rivers and seas boiling!
40 years of darkness!
Earthquakes, volcanoes!
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Oh yeah, the global warming thing.
The Democratic Convention should be fun — entertainment will include…
The Hendersons, will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanque’s Fair, what a scene!
…and of course Henry the Horse.
…combat juggling during the commercial breaks.
… Joe Biden telling tongue twisters and mildly rude limericks.
I once was a Veep near Pawtucket,
My legs had so much hair you could pluck it.
I plagiarize stuff
Not electable, sho nuff
And my brain long ago kicked the bucket.
Harvey Award!
Get him the bacon, STAT!
I once was a senator from Delaware
I’m running for president, you’re well aware
So vote for Biden
There’s no use in hidin’
‘Cause you know I’m going to smell your hair
… commenters trying and failing to use BBCode for gimmicks in posts.
Short segments of “Hobo Cooking Tips” between speakers.
Obese transsexual chorus line dance show!
Elizabeth Warren inviting Cher on stage to sing “1/1024 Breed”