In Bidens case double secret probation is a good idea. For example, Reporter: “Mr. Biden is it true you’re going to confiscate guns from law abiding Americans??” Biden handler: “Sorry Mr. Biden can’t answer that question at this time, because he’s on double secret probation.”
Three letters: V-O-T-E!
“If It Ain’t Brokered, Don’t Fix It” is one possible theme for the Democrats’ convention. Others: …
They shoot horses, don’t they?
“If It Ain’t Brokered, Don’t Fix It” is one possible theme for the Democrats’ convention. Others: …
aren’t as accurate or funny.
“If I Only Had a Brain”
“If It Ain’t Brokered, Don’t Fix It” is one possible theme for the Democrats’ convention. Others: …
Belle Époque finale.
“No Child Left a Dime”
“If It Ain’t Brokered, Don’t Fix It” is one possible theme for the Democrats’ convention. Others: …
Rocky Horror Picture Show, Time Warp.
… “No lying dog-faced pony soldiers allowed “…
“If It Ain’t Brokered, Don’t Fix It” is one possible theme for the Democrats’ convention. Others: …
Affordable space lettuce for all Americans!
“We Have Your Back! And Your Shoulders! And Your Hair!”
“Cleaner and Articulater”
If it don’t work, hit it with a hammer.
If you break it, it didn’t work anyway.
double secret probation
In Bidens case double secret probation is a good idea. For example, Reporter: “Mr. Biden is it true you’re going to confiscate guns from law abiding Americans??” Biden handler: “Sorry Mr. Biden can’t answer that question at this time, because he’s on double secret probation.”
…an extra helping of malarky
…”Dad Bern it!”
Now who can argue with that?
Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.
“How much?”
I’ve already told you.
…”Just Bidin’ our time”
…”You can’t trump Trump!”
Get woke go brokered.
Excuse me young man, can you help me find my car?
Kirk scream::: Truuuuuuuuuump!:::
… “You have nothing to lose but your chains…they’re reserved for head-wrapping (Corn Pop, I’m looking at you)”…
Now where did I go and leave my chains?
They’re still on your glasses, Dad.
Grandpa’s gone wild
“If It Ain’t Brokered, Don’t Fix It” is one possible theme for the Democrats’ convention. Others: …
All men and women created by- go- you know- you know the thing.
I’ve got this thing and it’s golden.
“Biden – The Hands On Favorite”
“Biden the Hands of Fate.” It’s an MST3K classic.
“Walter Mondale who?”
“LEROY DUKAKIS!!!!!”
“If you cheat enough, we will win!”
is that the corollary to:
win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
“Anything worth having is worth cheating for.” ~ WC Fields
If you ain’t cheatin’ you ain’t tryin’.
(Always a classic)
“If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.”
…If it ain’t fixed we’ll break it.
…Same dysfunctions, different meds.
…Loathing is never having to say you’re sorry.
…Bathings? We don”t need no steekin’ bathings.
…Hey, we’ll be a stroke away from a real socialist president.