Straight Line of the Day: So Speedy Gonzalez has gone bad? The next cartoon character to do so…
Gwinnett County Police Charge Speedy Gonzalez — Yes, That’s His Name — in Stolen Checks Case
Gwinnett (GA) Daily Post / Mar 10, 2020Police announced on Tuesday that they have charged a 35-year-old Buford man — who officers say is also named Speedy Gonzalez — with forgery, identity theft and theft by deception. The charges are related to checks that were stolen from a Suwanee home and later used at a Home Depot in the Snellville area.
“His current whereabouts are unknown,” police said on Tuesday. “We urge Speedy to turn himself in to the Gwinnett County Jail.”
While his name might sound unusual, or fake, Gwinnett County jail records show he has been booked under the name several times in the past, including two arrests on identity theft and theft by deception in early 2019. No other first or middle name is listed for him in the jail records.
Well, Yogi Bear crossed that line a long time ago.
So Speedy Gonzalez has gone bad? The next cartoon character to do so…
Wile E. Coyote.
The Never Trumpers are stealing his schtick!
So Speedy Gonzalez has gone bad? The next cartoon character to do so…
Simon Bar Sinister. Oh wait…
I loved his henchman, Cad. He was so . . . Biden.
So Speedy Gonzalez has gone bad? The next cartoon character to do so…
Snoopy.
Throw him in the Joe Cooler.
Plus, he’s got a DUI: “It was a Dark-and-Stormy night . . . “
Quaffing too much Root Beer.
Chowing-Down-On-Raw-Batman?
Pepe Le Pew will get the #metoo treatment.
Scooby Do takes a bribe of Scooby snacks to bury evidence he dug up.
So Speedy Gonzalez has gone bad? The next cartoon character to do so…
Dudley Doright.
Nell left him for Trigger.
So Speedy Gonzalez has gone bad? The next cartoon character to do so…
Hong Kong Phooey.
One too many people call him, “Hong Kong Flu-ee”
Slowpoke Rodriguez, but it will be a while.
…Lil Abner will be steppin’ out on Daisy Mae.
Mammy Yokum turns dominatrix – Pappy is her gimp.
…Fearless Fosdick is hiding evidence about Jeff Epstein.
George Jetson. Why isn’t “his boy Elroy” called his son? “Daughter Judy” is pretty clear.
The Great Pumpkin. Keep kin away from this one.
So Speedy Gonzalez has gone bad? The next cartoon character to do so…
Beto O’Rourke
If not him, I’ll go with Bluto or the Sea Hag. Or Nelson Muntz. HA Ha!
Tom Terrific
Weebl and Bob
… Deputy Dawg, falling victim to “cop discount” corruption at eateries throughout the city…
… Roger Ramjet, flying into restricted air space repeatedly…
… the Duck brothers, Donald and Daffy, giving in to their extreme anger management issues
Thass Dethpicable
So Speedy Gonzalez has gone bad? The next cartoon character to do so…
Jessica Rabbit.
And there was much rejoicing!
Sorta make you wanna dabble in water colors.
Nonsense, she’s only drawn that way.
…but now she’d be drawn that way…. and bad.
Hence the rejoicing.
Unless they draw her badly.
…Michigan J. Frog adopts Gansta Rap
El Kabong!
Sweet Polly Purebred.
Schleprock
So Speedy Gonzalez has gone bad? The next cartoon character to do so…
Mickey Mou….
Oh wait, he went bad long ago.
Don’t all for it, it’s a mouse trap!