Straight Line of the Day: Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
Spread it around:
- Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
- Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)
- More
- Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)
- Click to print (Opens in new window)
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
I can sing “Imagine” with the worst of ’em.
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
I play one on TV.
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
my opinion counts.
Maybe.
Well, probably not really.
You need to be famous to have an opinion these days.
Well, not really your own opinion but an approved one supplied by your script writers.
I’m ready for my close up Mr. DeMille.
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
…I’ve been told that I have a face made for radio! So I got THAT going for me…
…which is nice.
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
…I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
…ladies love the kitteh.
It must be the tuna breath.
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
…I do have an unwarranted high opinion of myself.
…no one can ever take my Oscar away for acting in a racist film.
…I’ll sign your breasts if you insist.
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
… but I am confident that I would be a terrific “extra” in any Mel Brooks production.
(maybe the “beans around the campfire” scene?)
I may be no movie star, but slide a 20 million dollar contract across the table and I’ll say whatever you want me to.
… it’s not rocket science… unless of course the project is set in space, or at NASA, or involves aliens…
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
I’ve got lots of really stupid opinions that I just know you desperately need to hear.
…I got a cousin who stays drunk enough to sleep with Harvey Weinstein.
…for the money I would do anything short of supporting Black Lives Matt… Hey, where did you go?
… “I want to be alone”…
… I possess the correct self-absorbed attitude, you selfish little pig…
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
…I know Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
…but I know it’s Basil not Basil.
Hey, I may be no movie star, but…
…I know who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb.
…I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille.
t
Film lives matter
…I’d take a bullet for Ferris Bueller
I can act like, I like Folgers Crystals.
I did use the HOLLYWOOD sign to build a large wooden badger.
I can act better than Steven (Says ‘Hello’, picks up phone, holds it to his ear) Seagal.
…I’m of an age where disfiguring cosmetic surgery would be an improvement to this face.
…don’t come crawling to me when you run out of stars, has-beens, nitwits and attention whores careers to cancel.