Straight Line of the Day: A Nazi diary has been found with a treasure map. Also included…
(I think the estate is being settled by Godwin’s lawyer.)
Nazi Diary Reveals Secret Location of WWII Treasure Worth Billions, Report Says
Fox News| June 3, 2020
The bad news? It’s on Oak Island.
…a report from a former British spy detailing information from Russian sources about Hitler at a Moscow hotel with prostitutes.
Also included:
A smart high-crowned, wide-brimmed sable fedora, a bull whip, and a spunky brunette sidekick.
various pre-written accusations of racism, all under 140 characters.
… Schrödinger‘s millions…
… the phone number for the Nigerian prince referred to on the treasure map.
… Red Skull…
… Neville Chamberlain’s brolly, and his briefs…
…a Little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring.
…with the admonishment: “Learn to DEcode”.
… a Commie diary with a map to a fortune worth dozens of cents.
A Nazi diary has been found with a treasure map. Also included…
an antimap.
A Nazi diary has been found with a treasure map. Also included…
a set of Ginzu knives.
A Nazi diary has been found with a treasure map. Also included…
were 3D glasses.
A Nazi diary has been found with a treasure map. Also included…
a lifetime subscription to Rolling Stone magazine.
…a second treasure map free!
(Just pay additional shipping fee.)
… the combination to Al Capone’s vault…
… 37 header files with unintelligible names that all point to years-old pre-alpha libraries for functions that are actually part of standard includes now, but the code won’t compile if you replace them for some %&$#! reason.
…a signed affidavit that the materials are fake but accurate.
…a Burger King menu on the front.
…an unauthorized biography of the diaries author, written by Anne Frank.
…the revelation that Adolph Hitler had a crush on the girl with curly red hair in third period.