This is not the Babylon Bee… This is not the Babylon Bee…
Straight Line of the Day: Amazon to name Seattle sports venue ‘Climate Pledge Arena.’ Also renamed: …
This is not the Babylon Bee… This is not the Babylon Bee…
Straight Line of the Day: Amazon to name Seattle sports venue ‘Climate Pledge Arena.’ Also renamed: …
Columbia Records shall henceforth be known as Columbia Round Flat Thingies.
…the “White” Crayon to “Not-Black”.
Because “remember the Main” was the phrase that started the Spanish/American War, all Main Streets must be renamed “Trump Street”.
Where you go to school, Kentuck? 🙂
Antifa are seeking to register the names “Antido”, “Antiray” and “Antime”.
…regular coffee to Folgers Crystals (but it’s a secret).
Amazon To Name Seattle Sports Venue ‘Climate Pledge Arena.’ Also Renamed: …
The United States of America to Wah Tafu Lyam.
The Mercedes Benz-a-Knee Superdome
Harvey Award!
The Constitution- to be renamed “Some Quaint Ideas A Bunch Of Old White Rich People Had That We Can Ignore”
… also renamed…
“common sense”.
…the contents of my stomach: from “lunch” to “vomit.”
Ellis Island- to be renamed “The Place Where Segregation Was First Applied To Immigrants”
Downtown Seattle to be renamed “Ghost Town”
Lincoln Financial Field will now be Financial Field
Financial Aid
The Oracle Arena will be renamed “We Sure Didn’t See THIS Coming” Arena…
The Statue of Liberty to the Statue of Biberty…..cut!!
Chicago’s Soldier Field will be renamed American Imperialist Baby Killer’s Field.
Dementia will be renamed You Know, The Thing.
Joe Biden, where is thine sting?
Harvey Award!
Well they were going to rename the Kingdome to the Queendome, but they couldn’t decide if having a dude dressed like a lady as a logo would rebuke or reinforce the evil patriarchal society we have been forced to live in. Also, Aerosmith wanted too much in royalties for a theme song.
“Amazon” to “Yeah, we did it! Whattaya gonna do BIOTCH!”
Starbucks will be renamed Woke & Broke
Diana Ross & The Supremes will be renamed . . . oh wait, that one stays.
Any arena formerly surrounded by statues will be renamed “Pigeon Roost – (InsertCity Here) Arena“…
Amazon to name Seattle sports venue ‘Climate Pledge Arena.’ Also renamed: …
the USA to USSA.
Amazon to name Seattle sports venue ‘Climate Pledge Arena.’ Also renamed: …
Basil to Basil.
Amazon to name Seattle sports venue ‘Climate Pledge Arena.’ Also renamed: …
yer Momma!
Don’t be talkin bout my momma!
Sorry, we don’t call her that no mo’.
Pretty soonSeattle will be called theThunderdome.
That’s gonna be a problem.
Now “Master” is problematic, Blaster’s gonna need a new sidekick.
…Nike shoes to Feets Nookie.
…the Rights to Assemble, and Bear Arms, to Congress Critter Bag Limit.
…Hope and Change to Self-Immolation Sun Tan.
All horse barns will become Equine Support Facilities.
Airports will be renamed “Harassment and Ubiquitous Bullying” centers — HUBs.