Straight Line of the Day: Safety Pup is back, with a message for kids: rioting is…
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……gets distracted and starts licking his own junk.
Back Legs Matter
Safety Pup is back, with a message for kids: rioting is…
FUN!
Safety Pup is back, with a message for kids: rioting is…
an ugly thing… and it is about time we had one!
Safety Pup is back, with a message for kids: rioting is…
not just for grown-ups anymore!
Safety Pup is back, with a message for kids: rioting is…
the solution to every problem.
Safety Pup is back, with a message for kids: rioting is…
the best way to help educate your parents when then try to teach you manners.
Safety Pup is back, with a message for kids: rioting is…
the only way to make sure people pronounce it Basil not Basil.
Safety Pup is back, with a message for kids: rioting is…
a useful antidote to voting.
… one of the top ways to get Nikes with glass shards in them. Clean them carefully!
… bark, then bite, then run away with your tail between your legs…
… for looser losers…
Safety Pup is back, with a message for kids: rioting is…
… a great time chow down on abundant, tasty snacks for free.
… furboten!
(a little canine humor, there)
… like a one-night stand: it feels good, but after it’s over all you have is a looted TV.
…like chasing your own tail until the police dog bites it off.
…the judge sentencing the criminal to hang the victim.
…voting for your mortal enemy no matter who wins or loses.
…fun, fun, fun, ’til Daddy takes your freedoms away.
…putting words into action. The words are: moron, idiot…
You forgot Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Safety Pup is back, with a message for kids: rioting is…
bad m’kay. ~ Mr. Mackey, Professional Counselor
…and owner of Safety Pup.