Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama’s launching a podcast. Yay. Topics will include…
Clear Your Schedule: Michelle Obama Is Launching a Podcast
Delish | 7/17/2020 | Madison FellerDeep in the middle of a global pandemic, it’s only natural to want to hear from those who give you comfort and bring you joy.
Former first lady Michelle Obama knew what we needed. On Thursday, Obama took to social media to announce she’s hosting “The Michelle Obama Podcast” on Spotify in conjunction with her and former president Barack Obama’s production company, Higher Ground. In an Instagram post about the show, she wrote, “It’s been a tough year, and I hope this podcast can help us explore what we’re going through and spark new conversations with our loved ones.”
In her caption, Obama explained that in the first season of the show, she’ll talk to “some of the people most dear to me,” including her mother, brother, friends, and colleagues. CNN reports some of those guests will also include late-night host Conan O’Brien, Obama White House advisor Valerie Jarrett, and journalist Michele Norris.
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She writes that she hopes the episodes will help people open up new and difficult conversations with the people they care about, as a way to build understanding and empathy for one another.
… “How to out-man your man” – Spoiler alert: It was easy!
… “Dumping patients for fun… and lots of profit”…
Fun with Flags
That’s my schtick!
How to groom a Wookie
I don’t know about topics but I know a guy who knows a guy and managed to get the opening monologue….
“Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It is the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.”
A year into Obama’s first term I realized I had never heard Michelle Obama speak. I did not know what her voice sounded like. I was determined to keep it that way throughout his Presidency. I was successful. Even today I still have no idea what she sounds like. I feel so blessed.
Not only did you avoid how she sounds but what she said as well. You have fathomed the depths of good fortune.
Michelle Obama’s launching a podcast. Yay. Topics will include…
Proper “Death to America” chanting techniques.
Michelle Obama’s launching a podcast. Yay. Topics will include…
Why you must pronounce it Basil and not Basil you racists!
What’s a Podcast?
… how to build a large wooden badger from shattered hopes and popsicle sticks.
Michelle Obama’s launching a podcast. Yay. Topics will include…
How to give me your money.
Topics will include…
Look at me!
Orange Man Bad
White People. Am I right?
Michelle Obama’s launching a podcast. Yay. Topics will include…
Are you “Black” enough? I’ll be the judge.
Concealment Techniques: How to stash that package and still appear (somewhat) feminine.
Commendations for finding the right wording to make your joke, yet still keep the site PG!
I prefer my commendations in slabs of bacon.
Harvey Award!
“Let’s do lunch”
Barack, like me.
He also like dog burgers.
Michelle Obama’s launching a podcast. Yay. Topics will include…
…maintaining a YT1300f light freighter with over 15,000 parsecs.
Can she do the Gashole run in less than twelve parsecs?
How to fight with the Bat’leth.
Extra helping ~~~~~
School lunch (or school choice, you decide)…NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Michelle Obama’s Launching a Podcast. Yay. Topics Will Include…
How much the American people disappoint her and Barack.
“White” Americans, “White” Americans.
… and now, as Michelle’s Faustivus continues, we come to the Aryans of Grievances: “You people have disappointed me, and now you’re going to hear about it!”
Michelle Obama’s Launching a Podcast. Yay. Topics Will Include…
How to make Penis scented candles.
Shouldn’t they be vagina-shaped?
Ohhhh.
Never mind.
15 minutes to broader shoulders
What to do when your husband where’s your jeans in public… and why it’s okay for Barack, but on Mitt they’re called mom jeans.
The proper way for your servants to hold an umbrella while you walk through a gate.
Where all de white women at?