Nation Skeptically Awaits Dave Barry’s Attempt To Make 2020 Sound Funnier Than It Already Is

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    • I hate to break it to you, but that’s gonna be a very, very long wait.

      Mr. Grizzard had some of the best book titles I’ve ever encountered.

      But I have faith in Dave Barry’s abilities. If worst comes to worst, he can just plagiarize The Babylon Bee’s latest idea, Not The Bee, where they post stories that really ought to be satire, but are actually real.

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