By none other than Bob B :
(To the tune of “Petticoat Junction”)
Come join the BLM as we’re rolling down the tracks to the conference
Forget about the past, it is time for reparations at the conferenceLotsa lies, you bet
Even more, when you get
To the conference
(Petty, short conference )There’s a little cabal called the Mainstream Press at the conference
(Petty, short conference )
It is run by Kamala, come and be her guest at the conference
(Petty, short conference )
And that’s Uncle Joe, he’s a movin’ kind of slow at the conferencePetty, short conference

OK, so when will I be seeing royalties?
Ya mean, like Harry and Meghan? Oh wait —
Lotsa girls, you bet! But with LGBTQWTF who knows … What’s under their petticoats 😵