Straight Line of the Day: America is facing a monkey shortage. Possible causes include…
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America Reportedly Suffering Monkey Shortage for COVID-19 Vaccine Search
New York Post | August 31, 2020 | Natalie MusumeciUS researchers working frantically to test potential COVID-19 vaccines are facing a critical shortage of one essential resource — monkeys.
“Nationally, there is basically a big shortage,” Koen Van Rompay, an infectious-disease scientist at the California National Primate Research Center, told The Atlantic.
…Space Travel.
…too many protect themselves from experimentation by getting elected to public office.
Harvey Award!
Gotta revise the graph now.
…FrankJ’s hatred.
…they have all been hired by Soros and no longer looking for employment.
…murder hornets
… old age. Only Micky and Michael are still with us.
… not doing surveillance at California hair salons. I saw video of an extremely repugnant, lying monkey in one of them a couple of days ago.
That wasn’t a monkey. That was the south end of a north bound baboon.
A mooning monkey?
… too much monkey business in government…
… the proliferation of CGI…
… they had to flee the country before we caught them with all the quarters, nickels, and dimes.
… rampant escalation to violence over flung poo…
…monkey hoarding due to fear of a second wave of COVID.
[Edited:] Harvey Award?
(In a dire situation, there’s bound to be a little gibbon take)
Wait for it…
Whoops! — misread. Thought mine ought to count twice!
Thar ya go! Harvey Award.
…SpaceMonkey getting out of his cage and rallying monkeys around the world in strategic locations for one great siege of the Chiquita processing factories!!!
Monkey shortage? No wonder…
How can you have any Monkey if you don’t eat your meat?
There’s always room for Monkey?
No thanks Hon, I’ve had my fill of Mandrill
Wednesday is Monkey night in the North End of Boston! Anthoneeeeeyyyy!
Dunkin’ Monkins
Once you eat Macaque you’ll never go back
Yet…there’s no shortage of monkeys running our big cities.
Well, I’m not saying they were all kidnapped and sold into slavery to be monkey- butlers on Epstiens private island, but ….
…they all left the country out of fear they would be accused of doing something with/to Epstein.
America is facing a monkey shortage. Possible causes include…
Liberals not being breeders.
America is facing a monkey shortage. Possible causes include…
Monkey no see, Monkey no do, so I hear.
America is facing a monkey shortage. Possible causes include…
For pity sake do I have to say I’m not saying it’s not Aliens but… it’s Aliens.
Mars needs monkeys!!
America is facing a monkey shortage. Possible causes include…
monkeys iz pratically chickenz.
Trump just had to go and build that wall.
…Trump’s tax cuts led to millions of new jobs in the Michael Jackson impersonator industry.
…Tommy John surgery not enough to prolong careers of aging veterans.
Damn, Dohtimes, you magnificant bastard, you never fail to deliver!