Watch the debates and see the Fantastic 4! Featuring . . .
Donald Trump as Mister Fantastic!
Joe Biden as, you know, the Thing!
Mooch Obama as the Invisible Gyrly Man, since no one can see her!
Chris Wallace as the Human Torture!
Tune in early, you won’t want to miss the first round knockout!
Presidential Debates, a.k.a. The Spar Wars Trilogy. The Ad Pitch:…
I imagine it’s going to be hard for Trump to debate Biden.
No, it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
… “Two Heroes Walk In – One Gets Lost On The Way”…
… “Double-secret Fact-checking – Live”…
… “Please Watch Us – We Promise Something Interesting May Happen”’…
It’s a debate between a lying racist sexist demagogue and President Donald Trump.
… “Let’s Get Ready To Rumble – Both Candidates Have Been Checked For Rusty Straight Razors, Chains, and Subpoenas “…
Watch meanie Donald Trump humiliate a confused old man.
… “LEEROY JENKINS!!!”…
Obi Don Kenobi vs The Dementia Menace: “The Republic Shall NOT Be Altered”
The greatest battle since Rocky vs. Urkle
I CANNOT BELIEVE this comment didn’t get bacon!
Well, two. I was one.
I was thinking Bambi vs. Godzilla
Watch the debates and see the Fantastic 4! Featuring . . .
Donald Trump as Mister Fantastic!
Joe Biden as, you know, the Thing!
Mooch Obama as the Invisible Gyrly Man, since no one can see her!
Chris Wallace as the Human Torture!
Tune in early, you won’t want to miss the first round knockout!
Not a “straight line o’ the day” but you guys ever wonder the conversation that ensues when Biden walks by a full length mirror?
No.
That’s just…that’s just…it’s just….
ROFL!
“You’re just in time with my daily turf war with the hillbilly what lives in my mirror…. Stop Watching Me Bathe!!!!”
…They didn’t midichlorinate the shallow end of the gene pool.
Come watch Chris Wallace and other “moderators” debate President Donald J Trump.
Finally, truth in advertising.
You’ll laugh, You’ll cry, You’ll kiss your freedoms goodbye.
“Watch the debates: They probably won’t be worse than the prequel trilogy!”
Whoa there, stranger. You can’t say that in mixed company…
Joes and Ho’s are practically womp rats
“In a world gone mad . . .
. . . two men hope to be in the lead.”
Presidential debates, a.k.a. the Spar Wars Trilogy. The ad pitch:…
Watch…if you dare!
“You Will Believe a Man Can Leave His Fly Open”
“Biden: The Director’s Cut”
“Joe Biden in…. Breaking 2: Neglected Boogeroo“
Coming To Theatrics Everywhere
“This Time It’s Worsonal”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhxxGDcWWoc
“It’s under a big “T”, I’m telling you…”
Make Mos Eisley great again
…Just when 2020 couldn’t be more 2020, Joe Biden makes a public appearance.
…Tape delayed, technical difficulties, and Twitter censor moderated, just to make it fair.
…”The Hey, Even C-SPAN Will Switch To Heidi Debates.”
#3: ~ ~ ~
Presidential Debates, a.k.a. The Spar Wars Trilogy. The Ad Pitch:…
I imagine it’s going to be hard for Trump to debate Biden.
No, it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.