Straight Line of the Day: You On Your Deathbed: “My Most Fervent Wish Is…” Posted by Oppo on 19 September 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: You on your deathbed: “My most fervent wish is…” Your loved ones: “Yes? Yes? . . . “
You on your deathbed: “Hold on, I’ll be right back” (I always like to keep my audience riveted!) Reply to this comment
It’s kind of a grim “Straight Line,” I admit. But the heck with liberals trying to cling to power until the bitter end. This is the bitter end. And I don’t believe she wrote her last decisions or her public statements. So, fair play, handlers. Reply to this comment
“My most fervent wish is…” Your loved ones: “Yes? Yes? . . . “ “…to see a mushroom cloud in the Sea of Tranquility before I go.” Reply to this comment
“My most fervent wish is…” Your loved ones: “Yes? Yes? . . . “ “…that the Emu give my eulogy.” Reply to this comment
“My most fervent wish is…” Your loved ones: “Yes? Yes? . . . “ “…Ghanaian pallbearers.” Reply to this comment
“My most fervent wish is…” Your loved ones: “Yes? Yes? . . . “ “…for Hillary to be convicted for this one.” Reply to this comment
… is to be… a lumberjack!
… moose… elephant.
…a different bed.
…I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner…So Bite Me!
You on your deathbed: “My most fervent wish is…”
not to die.
You on your deathbed: “My most fervent wish is…”
Rosebud.
You on your deathbed: “Hold on, I’ll be right back”
(I always like to keep my audience riveted!)
… To hear Trump read the ‘flaming lemon’ speech.
You on your deathbed: “My most fervent wish is…”
More wishes.
It’s kind of a grim “Straight Line,” I admit.
But the heck with liberals trying to cling to power until the bitter end. This is the bitter end. And I don’t believe she wrote her last decisions or her public statements. So, fair play, handlers.
… no surprises on Judgment Day.
… total consciousness…
You were a looper, weren’t you?
… a decent bargaining position…
… to be buried with my Harvey Awards… and with those who awarded them…
“My most fervent wish is…”
Your loved ones:
“Yes? Yes? . . . “
“…to see a mushroom cloud in the Sea of Tranquility before I go.”
“My most fervent wish is…”
Your loved ones:
“Yes? Yes? . . . “
“…that the Emu give my eulogy.”
“My most fervent wish is…”
Your loved ones:
“Yes? Yes? . . . “
“…Ghanaian pallbearers.”
“My most fervent wish is…”
Your loved ones:
“Yes? Yes? . . . “
“…for Hillary to be convicted for this one.”
For my last check to bounce.
Saul? Is that you?
…a lifetime(s) supply of tuna.
On your deathbed? That’s what, one can?
He may have 8 more.
That’s asduming he wasn’t planning to die of overeating.
My wish is to not be canned.
They have pouches now…