Some spam:
My name’s Eric and I just came across your website – imao.us – in the search results.
Here’s what that means to me…
Your SEO’s working.
You’re getting eyeballs – mine at least.
Your content’s pretty good, wouldn’t change a thing.
BUT…
Eyeballs don’t pay the bills.
CUSTOMERS do.
And studies show that 7 out of 10 visitors to a site like imao.us will drop by, take a gander, and then head for the hills without doing anything else.
Not our readers, Eric.
Damn!
Have you read their comments, Eric?
If only we could get them to drop by, take a gander, and then head for the hills without doing anything else!! They’re brutal!
Just wanted to let everyone know I’ll be in the hills for a while. I wanted to check in real quick however.
I’m just here to keep up with the emu hijinks.
And I’m too old to be climbing hills. I prefer a nice level field.
Thank you in chinese.
+11!
I came, I saw, I sought bacon…
Keep pluggin’
We ARE the hills.
You will never escape the IMAO commenters.
No, not even in the hills.
We will CU, the hills have I’s.