Due to Covid-19, Macy’s Manhattan is canceling its nearly 160 year tradition of hosting Santa Claus. Biden heard the news and offered to play Santa, since he is used to playing that role on the campaign trail and will have nothing to do in another week and a half. Macy’s declined his offer, citing various child protection laws.
…. gun sales are spiking again, with the threat or progressivism gaining a greater foothold in local, regional, and national governments scaring the heck out of regular people…
… widespread asphyxiation of unknown cause.
…politicians are wagering on races with children riding feral canines.
…the Hunter is still a gatherer.
….what the LGBTQ is doing to the soil!
The New York Jets are considering printing Super Bowl tickets. Oh wait, there’s a reason that story is being neglected. Never mind.
Due to Covid-19, Macy’s Manhattan is canceling its nearly 160 year tradition of hosting Santa Claus. Biden heard the news and offered to play Santa, since he is used to playing that role on the campaign trail and will have nothing to do in another week and a half. Macy’s declined his offer, citing various child protection laws.
… America has apparently ended its sick sports fetish, with ratings for all major sports tanking…
…. gun sales are spiking again, with the threat or progressivism gaining a greater foothold in local, regional, and national governments scaring the heck out of regular people…
Whether it’s pronounced Basil or Basil.
Chelsea Handler lecturing 50 Cent to not get uppity.
Chumps for Trump is now a thing!
… the Straight Line of the Day.
Only a dozen responses?
Wapner in ten minutes.
Other important stories being neglected are….the story of a man named Jed.
…how Biden’s memory lapses are contagious. Nobody remembers Obama anymore.
…the USA is suffering through the worst economists in history.
…Joe Biden is so popular that his Fisher Price toy phone has been ringing off the hook down in that basement.
Other important stories being neglected are….Martians invade Boston, details at ten!
Albuquerque posts new street signs so you never make a wrong turn.
This Election News Is Sucking All the Air Out of the Room. Other Important Stories Being Neglected Are….
The SMOD expected to arrive on November 2nd.
This Election News Is Sucking All the Air Out of the Room. Other Important Stories Being Neglected Are….
Goldilocks and the three bears.
This Election News Is Sucking All the Air Out of the Room. Other Important Stories Being Neglected Are….
Chelsea Clinton gets first confirmed kill of someone who dissed her.
…There really is no pandemic. Ninjas have taken over the world and are forcing everyone to wear masks.
I haven’t seen any.
and you won’t …until it’s too late.