Straight Line of the Day: Future Cat Says… Posted by Oppo on 13 November 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Future Cat says…
“The day you let the tuna go extinct was the day you doomed your species as well.” Reply to this comment
…On a morning from a Bogart movie In a country where they turn back time You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre Contemplating a crime Reply to this comment
In the islands where I grew up Nothing seems the same It’s just the patterns that remain An empty shell But there’s a strangeness in the air you feel too well Reply to this comment
I can’t believe LOL cats was ever popular. At least it’s not as embarrassing as when all those dogs first learned to wear boots. Reply to this comment
Future cat says… …I know from experience that these vessels full of volatile liquid look much better on the floor than the counter. Reply to this comment
(Looking around at 2020) “Balls to ya Big Daddy” (She ain’t coming back to me) For God’s sake, kill all the monkeys. Kill them all, before they get voting rights. Take me to DamnCat, your future leader. Reply to this comment
…something commie ish. Every cat I’ve ever talked to wanted to discuss Mao.
or course they could’ve been trying to steer me toward iMao.
Future Cat says…
Hahahahaha.
…or Tunahahahaha
Future Cat says…
Jump up!
Future Cat says…
I came, I saw, I ignored.
Future Cat says…
Stop the Emu. For the love of God, stop the Emu!
…you woke me up for THIS?
… I’m not too certain about the future since Schrödinger put me in this box…
“It’s your kittens, DamnCat. Something has to be done about your kittens!”
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
“The day you let the tuna go extinct was the day you doomed your species as well.”
…On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime
Oooh, nice try for an Obscury. But not quite obscure enough my friend.
That’s what I get for going with the first line. Too recognizable.
In the islands where I grew up
Nothing seems the same
It’s just the patterns that remain
An empty shell
But there’s a strangeness in the air you feel too well
Do we have to put out the cat? I think you’re jiving me.
Soylent Green again? I wish tuna hadn’t gone the way of the anchovy.
Hey! Where’s all de white kittens at??
Harvey Award!
… you figure it out – I can’t be bothered…
I can’t believe LOL cats was ever popular. At least it’s not as embarrassing as when all those dogs first learned to wear boots.
Future cat says “WOEM”. Sorry, glitch in the matrix
Future cat says…
… was that a can opener I just heard?
Future cat says…
…I know from experience that these vessels full of volatile liquid look much better on the floor than the counter.
Am I late?
(Looking around at 2020) “Balls to ya Big Daddy” (She ain’t coming back to me)
For God’s sake, kill all the monkeys. Kill them all, before they get voting rights.
Take me to DamnCat, your future leader.