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  1. Rocky: “Stop it, Bullwinkle!”
    Bullwinkle: “But it says to right there.”
    Rocky: “That says Lexus – not Licks Us.”
    Bullwinkle:”You’re right. They should learn how to spell better.” [continues licking]

    • Trudy: All cars must be Green by 2022!

      Engineers: Green like the color green?

      Trudy: No you idiot! Like natural. Made from recycled plants and stuff.

      Engineers: You want cars made out of plants?

      Trudy: Exactly.

      Engineers: Righto.

      Consumer: Is it normal for ruminants to graze on my hood?

      Trudy: Don’t worry about it. We’ll just make it illegal. Problem solved.

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