We live in far too interesting times.
Colt Firearms has been sold to a Czech company, and Coca-Cola is marketing a paper bottle.
Straight Line of the Day: Corporate bombshell! Just announced: …
We live in far too interesting times.
Colt Firearms has been sold to a Czech company, and Coca-Cola is marketing a paper bottle.
Straight Line of the Day: Corporate bombshell! Just announced: …
Corporate Bombshell! Just Announced: …
Ford will bring back the Edsel just to try to grab some market share from Chevrolet’s updated Corvair.
Corporate Bombshell! Just Announced: …
Dave’s Sporting Goods will market David Hogg’s pillows.
Buy my pillows or I’ll take your guns!! ~ David “Boss” Hogg
Bisquick baking mix announced it will continue to be white. However it will honor Black History by announcing its new spokesmen: Uncle Ben for its regular box, Aunt Jemima for its low cholesterol box.
“We honor these pioneers of the food industry and the contributions they made to breakfast culture.”
Mobil and Chevron have merged under the name Mo-Ron. AOC saw her picture by that name in the dictionary, and is suing.
Corporate bombshell! Just announced: …
We don’t care if we don’t make money, our shareholders want virtue signaling!
Corporate bombshell! Just announced: …
well I’m not saying it’s a sellout to Aliens but… it’s a sell out to Aliens.
Volkswagen will begin sourcing volks from the Chinese.
Uighers hardest hit, as usual…
…Apple has been taken over by Huawei, and their coding team is hard at work creating the next generation iOS…
… Waffle House has been purchased by Michelle Obama – expect a new line of savory kale and arugula-infused products….
Waffles and Mooch!
Hold the Arugula and just mooch the waffles!
not on your life, at any price, time
Apple is building a flying car, but can’t get the Windows to work
… We have the first female Treasury Secretary!
Pace Picante Sauce dropped Hillary Clinton as a spokesperson when she refused to say, “Get a rope” near the end of the commercial, right before showing a picture of the product with the words “Pace didn’t kill itself.”
Neither did Epstein.
To increase its credibility, Dominion Voting Systems just hired Joe Isuzu and Baghdad Bob.
To be in compliance with current political correctness they also need a token female. I suggest Jan Psaki.
Parker Brothers is removing the Electric Company space from all Monopoly games sold in Texas.
Amazon is suing “The River” for copyright infringement.
Yea … that really big river in South America. That one.
Can’t Bezos just buy it at this point?
Corporate Bombshell! Just Announced: …
Malaysian Air finds out their aircraft had GPS already installed, doesn’t need to
“pay extra” for it.
Corporate Bombshell! Just Announced: …
Disneyland updates name to reflect ownership wishes. Will now be known as
Jinpingland
Where you can meet Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, or Xi.
Or be the conductor on the Uighur Camp Train ride.
Mr. Bat’s Wuhan Ride
Space-Mounted Laser Show
Biden Crime Family, Inc. announced with great pride that they were inducted into the Clinton Foundation Hall of Fame.
Corporate Bombshell! Just Announced: …
…Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen, Inc. will no longer use Olive Oyl.