Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden Went on TV To Assure the Nation “I’m Not a Cat.” However… Posted by Oppo on 12 February 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… 1
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… since cats are cool no one thought he was one in the first place. 6 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… he is the leader of a political party full of p*ssies. 9 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… a dog faced pony soldier ended up chasing him around the room. 7 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… 87% of Americans would prefer an actual cat were President. 9 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… many still use the descriptor “damn” to distinguish him from other Joes. 2 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… he also denies suffering from dementia. 3 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… he did add that he is the King of France. 3 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… I will sh*t everywhere except the litter box and blame the previous cat. Watch me. 5 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… …he admitted that not wearing pants and relieving himself in a box was quite liberating. 2 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob. Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… he did liken himself to Pepe LePew Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… that just pissed off his constituents who identify as felines. Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… …laser pointers have been banned from all Presidential briefings because they are “too distracting.” 10 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… …He also made it clear “I’m not a dog” – Obama was listening and looked hungry. 3 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat, nor am I a crook!” However… …That was only a half truth. Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However… He was seated on Dr. Evil’s lap, and purring as he was petted, all the while! Reply to this comment
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
since cats are cool no one thought he was one in the first place.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
he is the leader of a political party full of p*ssies.
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
a dog faced pony soldier ended up chasing him around the room.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
87% of Americans would prefer an actual cat were President.
…he did confirm he does enjoy licking himself.
Why, he has the media to do that for him.
Ack! Ack! Ack!…. Hairball.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
many still use the descriptor “damn” to distinguish him from other Joes.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
he also denies suffering from dementia.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
he did add that he is the King of France.
…he does play with his giant wooden badger scratching post.
…he’s still pretty pissed at Kamala for having him “fixed”.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
I will sh*t everywhere except the litter box and blame the previous cat.
Watch me.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
…he admitted that not wearing pants and relieving himself in a box was quite liberating.
…however, we were assured that he is catatonic.
… after a chat with Xi, he does identify as a “capitalist running dog”…
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
he did liken himself to Pepe LePew
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
that just pissed off his constituents who identify as felines.
…”I am black, because I voted for myself.”
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
…laser pointers have been banned from all Presidential briefings because they are “too distracting.”
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
…He also made it clear “I’m not a dog” – Obama was listening and looked hungry.
…but René Magritte still refused to paint his portrait.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat, nor am I a crook!” However…
…That was only a half truth.
Joe Biden went on TV to assure the nation “I’m not a cat.” However…
He was seated on Dr. Evil’s lap, and purring as he was petted, all the while!