No screaming allowed on roller coasters — let that sink in.
No yelling in Haunted House rides . . .
No “Mmmm!” over soft-serve ice cream!
You obey Now!
No Screaming On California Theme Park Rides, Guidelines Say
CBS LA | March 17, 2021LOS ANGELES (CBSLA) – When Southern California’s theme parks reopen as early as April, it could be with one very significant and silent difference: no screaming on rides.
The California Attractions and Parks Association (CAPA), a trade group which represents theme parks statewide, is backing a plan that would tamp down on shouting on rides, such as rollercoasters, in an effort to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus…
So no one on CAPA has ever been acquainted with a girl. Check.
California’s reopening guidelines calls for businesses to limit activities that can spread the virus, such as singing and shouting.
Life is fun in California, isn’t it?
That means that visitors to parks such as Disneyland, Universal Studios, Six Flags and Knott’s Berry Farm may be asked to keep it down on such rides.
Seinfeld: “It”?
Elaine: “It”.
“Face covering usage and/or modifications to seat loading patterns will be required on amusement park rides to mitigate the effects of shouting,” CAPA wrote in its responsible reopening plan.
Define “responsible.”
“Additionally, on rides, guests generally face in one direction.”
So no one on CAPA has ever been acquainted with a girl. Check again.
Both Los Angeles and Orange counties moved into the red tier of the state’s reopening blueprint this week,
Orange is Red!
which allows for theme parks to reopen beginning April 1. They have been closed since March of 2020. Under the guidelines, they will be allowed to reopen at 15% capacity,
15%? What about the Teacups ride for 10 people?
but with in-state visitors only.
14th Amendment Equal Protection Clause: “No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges . . . of citizens of the United States”
Visitors are limited to groups of no more than 10 and from no more than three households. No indoor dining is allowed and tickets must be purchased online in advance.
I guess Disneyland has answered the question “are we men or mice?”
CAPA di tutti CAPA.
If it’s all the same to Disney, I think I’ll just volunteer as a practice dummy for first-year dental students.
Do they revoke your E-Ticket if you scream on Space Mountain?
No one misses moonbeam Brown,
And the folks dumped Gray,
Newsom took a walk
Thru your rights today
Once was safe and warm
‘Til they wreaked L.A.
California screaming
Has been done away
Stopped by a shuttered church
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees
But there’s no place to pray
You know old Newsom loves control
Won’t let the people play
California screaming,
the powers banned today
What’s the over and under for the amount of time it will be before Mickey is cancelled for being a black mouse in whiteface?
Depends upon how woke they be.