Straight Line of the Day: Everybody’s Favorite Victim — Hollywood — Is Now Going To Whine About… Greta Thunberg doesn’t have enough to whine about for herself.
Straight Line of the Day: Everybody’s Favorite Victim — Hollywood — Is Now Going To Whine About… There just aren’t enough people around that know how to build large wooden badgers.
Everybody’s favorite victim — Hollywood — is now going to whine about…
Rathbone not being pronounce Rathbone.
Everybody’s favorite victim — Hollywood — is now going to whine about…
not being rich enough, beautiful enough or loved enough.
… losing the ability to film in one of the most industry-friendly states because, you know… the thing…
Everybody’s favorite victim — Hollywood — is now going to whine about…
what gender they are today.
Everybody’s Favorite Victim — Hollywood — Is Now Going To Whine About…
Hmmm. They’ve done Hotdogs and Baseball so next should be Apple Pie or Chevrolet.
Roids.
Straight Line of the Day: Everybody’s Favorite Victim — Hollywood — Is Now Going To Whine About… Greta Thunberg doesn’t have enough to whine about for herself.
Straight Line of the Day: Everybody’s Favorite Victim — Hollywood — Is Now Going To Whine About… There just aren’t enough people around that know how to build large wooden badgers.
Everybody’s Favorite Victim — Hollywood — Is Now Going To Whine About…
Their inability to obtain federal funding to replace the “LAND” on the end of their sign.
Everybody’s Favorite Victim — Hollywood — Is Now Going To Whine About…
an unexplained dearth of victimizers.
…they can’t acquire exclusive rights to the COVID Pandemic story…
…and if they did make a movie about it, no one would be able to attend.
… the Screen Actors Guild being outed as discriminatory for not allowing non-actors to join and be eligible for awards…
without a V.D.
Wait: it says here “I.D.”
…they keep circling back to old worn out ideas
…the fact that if they don’t hire Megan Markle she’ll call them racists.
…the high cost of union labor forces them to move productions to Canada with its decidedly inferior hookers and blow.
They pronounce their dude “Hoonter.”
Everybody’s favorite victim — Hollywood — is now going to whine about…
Nobody seems interested in the remake of Rocky XXVI (Director’s cut)
…The Andy Griffith Show using blatant cultural appropriation against Oprah – I mean, Opie? C’mon, man!
… and don’t forget Saint Floyd (“down at the barber shop!”)
And Aunt B-word.
…truth, justice and the American way.