…takes Joe up to Bernie Sanders’ house, on weekends, for her docudrama, because she plagiarizes too.
…spends 400 dollars a day on black market formaldehyde.
…has a real and reasonable fear of cadaver sniffing dogs.
…was initially angry at having to dig Joe’s corpse up for a third time before she realized that a suit of his skin could keep her in the White House for four years.
Now, look here: there is absolutely no reason to spread the rumor that Jill Biden
After watching that Easter “address”, has ventriloquist skills that are not of this earth.
Well there is that rumor that Joe was walking around the White House singing “This is my rifle, this is my gun”. Jill was annoyed and pulled some of his leg hairs when he went past and, well…. but don’t spread it!
… is a fifth-generation nanny-bot with a malfunctioning language chip…
…wears army boots.
I didn’t know she was your mother…
. . . is married to a lying, classless, stumbling, ignorant, election stealing puppet, because it’s not a rumor.
.. is counting on getting Caitlin Jenner’s makeup artists onboard before her big Vogue shoot…
…visited often with Jeffery Epstein. I would be especially careful spreading that rumor around anyone in Hillary’s orbit. Just saying.
Now, look here: there is absolutely no reason to spread the rumor that Jill Biden…
plays a doctor on TV.
Now, look here: there is absolutely no reason to spread the rumor that Jill Biden…
is certified as a “support animal”.
I might have to borrow that one.
… let the President hide his own Easter eggs…
…takes Joe up to Bernie Sanders’ house, on weekends, for her docudrama, because she plagiarizes too.
…spends 400 dollars a day on black market formaldehyde.
…has a real and reasonable fear of cadaver sniffing dogs.
…was initially angry at having to dig Joe’s corpse up for a third time before she realized that a suit of his skin could keep her in the White House for four years.
…had the… thing with, you know, the thing.
Not that thing!!
Now, look here: there is absolutely no reason to spread the rumor that Jill Biden…
pronounces it Basil not Basil.
Now, look here: there is absolutely no reason to spread the rumor that Jill Biden…
shot the Deputy.
Couldn’t happen – she’s no straight-shooter…
Now, look here: there is absolutely no reason to spread the rumor that Jill Biden…
has ever been an America loving patriot.
Now, look here: there is absolutely no reason to spread the rumor that Jill Biden
After watching that Easter “address”, has ventriloquist skills that are not of this earth.
Now, look here: there is absolutely no reason to spread the rumor that Jill Biden…
…has the sole OnlyFans account that loses money.
Now, look here: there is absolutely no reason to spread the rumor that Jill Biden…
…writes Hunter’s prescriptions.
… is a Vogon poet in disguise.
Now, look here: there is absolutely no reason to spread the rumor that Jill Biden…
… is the First Doctor [sic} who lacks patience. Usually, it’s the patient [sick] who lacks doctors.
Now, Look Here: There Is Absolutely No Reason To Spread the Rumor That Jill Biden…
…is a Rich Bitch
. . . greased the stairs on Air Force 1.
…thinks Joe is a danger to himself. “He’s like a loaded gun, with a hair trigger.”
Hair Trigger? Is someone gonna get plugged?
Well there is that rumor that Joe was walking around the White House singing “This is my rifle, this is my gun”. Jill was annoyed and pulled some of his leg hairs when he went past and, well…. but don’t spread it!