Straight Line of the Day: Scientists have found a loophole in Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, which means…
Scientist find a loophole in Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle
Live Science | 05/15/2021 | Ben TurnerAt its simplest, entanglement describes the idea that two particles can have an intrinsic connection that persists no matter how far apart they are. The particles are ethereally coupled: measure something about one particle, such as its position, and you’ll also glean information about the position of its entangled partner; make a change to one particle and your actions will teleport a corresponding change to the other, all at speeds faster than the speed of light.
The scientists in the first experiment… placed tiny drums, each around 10 micrometers long, on a crystal chip, before supercooling them to near absolute zero. With the drums chilled, the chances of them interacting with something outside of the system was dramatically reduced, enabling the scientists to coax the drums into an entangled state, vibrating in sync as they were hit with regular pulses of microwaves.
A second team of researchers… in Finland set out to use their own quantum drum system to sidestep one of quantum physics’ strictest rules…
First introduced by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg in 1927, the principle sets a hard limit to the absolute accuracy we can obtain when measuring some of the physical properties of a particle. .. that at its smallest, most fundamental level the universe is a fuzzy and unpredictable beast, never permitting complete information about it to be known.
But the second team of researchers found a way around this. By hitting their quantum drum continuously with photons, or light particles, like they would a snare drum, the researchers were able to tune their drums into an entangled state. Then, instead of measuring each individual drum’s position and momentum, the researchers treated the entangled drums as if they were a single, combined drum, and measured the imaginary drum’s position without affecting its velocity.
…cats really just hate everyone.
Scientists have found a loophole in Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, which means…
…well, they’re not sure.
…we’re the ones in the box.
…that they can know an object’s exact position and exact velocity as long as they don’t know exactly what they’re measuring.
… microwaving a frozen burrito suddenly becomes very problematic…
…the coconuts could have ended up in England without being tethered to a swallow, African, European or otherwise.
Politicians can now trust the science.
…they are certain that there is a loophole.
Not even quantum particles like live cats
At its simplest, entanglement describes the idea that two particles can have an intrinsic connection that persists no matter how far apart they are.
Biden’s brain and an actual coherent thought are so far apart there is no entanglement.
…They don’t wanna work, they just want to bang on the drum all day.
…someone will find a way to make money with a new crypto-currently based on their finding.
Wapner in 10 minutes, Certainly
… I’m gonna take a real hard look at the guy upstairs – keep banging on those drums all night, but I’m watching you…
Scientists have found a loophole in Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, which means…
…maybe the end isn’t always near.
… it’s time to re-investigate the luminiferous aether concept – real fifth element stuff…
…I hear the sound of distant drums. Probably gonna be a war.
TUSK!
…Schrödinger was right and wrong at the same time.
…and certainly had more than two cats.
. . .Walt and Jesse are going to get away with it.
They’re certain that there’s 106 miles to Chicago, they’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out, and they’re wearing sunglasses.
… if it weren’t for those meddling kids and their dog they would’ve gotten away with the uncertainty
Scientists have found a loophole in Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, which means…
Women, children and minorities will be hardest hit.
Scientists have found a loophole in Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, which means…
well I’m not saying it will involve Aliens but… it will involve Aliens.
Scientists have found a loophole in Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, which means…
It IS Basil not Basil you anti-science Basterds!
Scientists have found a loophole in Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, which means….
….Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle is out, and the Peter Principle is in.
…scientists take a lot of drugs before they say roll tape.
…never marry a fuzzy and unpredictable beast, or bombard her with photons in the morning.
Scientists have found a loophole in Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, which means….
…they have to say his name.
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