Straight Line of the Day: University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… Posted by Oppo on 3 May 2021, 12:00 pm 1
Ha! I think this is just a joke name like Naughtius Maximus, or Biggus Dickus. 1 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… instructional cat videos. 5 Reply to this comment
Hello boys and girls, welcome to my neighborhood. Today we’re going to learn how to make your cat longer…. Can you say, “MAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO” 2 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… lectures by the esteemed Dr. Winifred Pooh. 3 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… Not saying it’s ariens but it’s aliens 5 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… the great unmasking. 2 Reply to this comment
Curriculum Includes… 101 things not to say on the Premier’s birthday. 1) “Xi Whiz, you’re how old?” 5 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… a lot of projecting. 1 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… The required indoctrination with Critical Race Theory. 1 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… How to acquire unpaid interns for fun and profit 2 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… Two entrees from Column A and one from Column B. But no matter how much you eat…you’ll be hungry an hour later. Reply to this comment
The etiquette on how to respond to a static Mao poster vs. a waving Chairman Mao watch. 1 Reply to this comment
… reading Radical Chic & Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers… because everything is about Black culture these days… 1 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… … discussing the benefits and drawbacks of various plans for world peace. 1 Reply to this comment
Option A: Nuke the Moon, people of Earth will rally together in global harmony. Option B: Eliminate all opposition through genocide and intimidation to attain global hegemony. 1 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… Moon nuking and gender dysphoria in cisgender transphobic blogs 3 Reply to this comment
I second Oppo’s thought…Moon nuking and gender dysphoria in cisgender transphobic blogs sounds way too authentic. Reply to this comment
Week 1: Snatching the pebble from my hand. Week 2: Giving me back the pebble. Week 3: No, I’m serious. Week 4: OK, you flunk. How do you like them apples? 2 Reply to this comment
Week 5: Han Dynasty Shot First Week 6: You Kids Stop Patent-infringing on My Lawn! Mid-Term Essay: “East Is East, and West Is West, Bat Eaters Mark Twain Shall Meet” 1 Reply to this comment
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes… Moon signage 101 2 Reply to this comment
The Chinese Overpopulation Problem – by Wefu Kem Yung.
Ha! I think this is just a joke name like Naughtius Maximus, or Biggus Dickus.
…but it’s not just any joke name… it’s an oriental sounding joke name.
Oh I see…like Wone Hung Low.
or Hari Dong…
or the drunk Chinese pilot… Won Wing Lo
Ooooooh I get it! Sorta like Long Duck Dong.
As opposed to Biggus Dickus?
I am sooooo triggered… RACISTS!!!
Heh, heh, heh, well then…my work here is done.
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
instructional cat videos.
Hello boys and girls, welcome to my neighborhood.
Today we’re going to learn how to make your cat longer….
Can you say, “MAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO”
…How to build a large rice straw and bamboo badger.
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
lectures by the esteemed Dr. Winifred Pooh.
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
Not saying it’s ariens but it’s aliens
Just so its not Aryans
Depends on who’s pronouncing it.
There’s at least one 11 letter word that you’ll always pronounce incorrectly.
It’s those pesky Aliens from Chy-na!
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
the great unmasking.
Curriculum Includes…
101 things not to say on the Premier’s birthday.
1) “Xi Whiz, you’re how old?”
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
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University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
a lot of projecting.
Projecting? You mean, like vomit?
I think that is in the 400 level course.
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
The required indoctrination with Critical Race Theory.
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
How to acquire unpaid interns for fun and profit
Curriculum Includes…
Re-education chapter one: All your brain belong to us
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
Two entrees from Column A and one from Column B. But no matter how much you eat…you’ll be hungry an hour later.
The etiquette on how to respond to a static Mao poster vs. a waving Chairman Mao watch.
… the blooming of 100 flowers…
… reading Radical Chic & Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers… because everything is about Black culture these days…
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
… discussing the benefits and drawbacks of various plans for world peace.
One drops their exploding Moon rocket stuff on the Earth…
Option A: Nuke the Moon, people of Earth will rally together in global harmony.
Option B: Eliminate all opposition through genocide and intimidation to attain global hegemony.
….how to avoid the slippery slope of communism
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
Moon nuking and gender dysphoria in cisgender transphobic blogs
DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!
I second Oppo’s thought…Moon nuking and gender dysphoria in cisgender transphobic blogs sounds way too authentic.
Week 1: Snatching the pebble from my hand.
Week 2: Giving me back the pebble.
Week 3: No, I’m serious.
Week 4: OK, you flunk. How do you like them apples?
No wonton for you.
Wonton disregard for rules.
Week 5: Han Dynasty Shot First
Week 6: You Kids Stop Patent-infringing on My Lawn!
Mid-Term Essay: “East Is East, and West Is West, Bat Eaters Mark Twain Shall Meet”
University Course Entitled “From Mao to IMAO”: Curriculum Includes…
Moon signage 101
… relocation to a venue where masks are replaced by blindfolds…
That would be Cuba.