Home run song parody by Criticas:

I would have thought Hunter’s anthem was “Wayward Son”.

Carry on my wayward son

Don’t forget where you left your gun

Lay your weary head to rest

Don’t you lie no more

♩♪ ♫

Once I rose above Ukrainian collusion

Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion

I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high

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Though my eyes could see I still was a meth head

Though my mind could think I still was a coke head

I hear the voices when I’m dreamin’

I can hear them say

♩♪ ♫

Carry on my wayward son

There’ll be bribes when you are done

Lay your weary head to rest

Don’t you lie no more