Biden admits… “He doesn’t know s**t from Shinola. Some of my handlers tried to explain the difference to me but I just don’t get it,” says the president.
…the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
…he has no idea where he is…or why.
Well I know the where, but like him, I don’t know the why.
… he wasn’t sure who that “Bin Laden” guy was, that night in the Situation Room…
…he actually likes popcorn 🍿
… he might have peed a little before the joint presser with Putin.
… that the nation’s number one threat is “Baba Yaha”…
Biden admits… “He doesn’t know s**t from Shinola. Some of my handlers tried to explain the difference to me but I just don’t get it,” says the president.
… He thought Johnson said “Resident Amarosa” not “President Ramaphosa”
Breaking News: Biden admits…
it’s Basil not Basil.
Breaking News: Biden admits…
he cheated. He cheated real good.
…he has the hots for the Justina Trudeau chick.
The Black, White or Indian one?
His secret service details keep talking about some old coot roaming around
the WH but won’t let him in on the joke.
… whenever he says “I kid you not”, he’s kidding big time…
… he needs a prompter to use the rest room these days…
He can’t figure out how come his former daughter in law has a different husband but is still his daughter in law…
…the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Biden doing the Truffle Shuffle… shudders…
… corn pop was a six year old girl.
Breaking News: Biden admits…
he was the King of France.
Breaking News: Biden admits…
he will be raising his cut from 10% to 25% because of inflation.
Breaking News: Biden admits…
he was Judge Crater.
…electile disfunction is very common in men his age.
…he can’t tell if it’s Folger’s crystals or not.
Breaking News: Biden admits…
…asking the Space Force Chief of Staff if they could put a missile defense on the moon.
Damn Moon nukkers!
Breaking News: Biden admits…
…thinking Buttigieg is a cartoon character.
So he was right for once.
Breaking News: Biden admits…
…he never refers to Jill as “doctor.”
Breaking News: Biden admits…
…he was the inspiration for John Banner’s character on Hogan’s Heros.
Breaking News: Biden admits…
He’s not the man Michelle Obama is. Come on man!
… he once dyed a man in Reno just to watch him kill.
… he didn’t really think that girl looked 19.
Biden admits…I love the smell of little girls hair in the morning…it smells like we really had a Victory…