From “Tequila Friend of Byrd”:

“This case is not a difficult one, it requires no minute sifting of complicated facts, but it does require you to be sure beyond all reasonable doubt as to the stupidity of the president. To begin with, this person should have never have come into office. This case is as simple as Black vs. White Lives Matter.

“The state has not produced one iota of medical evidence to the effect that thoughts of Joe Biden ever took place. It has relied instead upon the testimony of two witnesses — the media and socialists — whose evidence has not only been called into serious question on examination, but has been flatly contradicted by the resident. The defendant is not savvy, but somebody in this maelstrom is.

“I have nothing but pity in my heart for the chief executive of the state, but my pity does not extend so far as to his putting every man’s life at stake, which he has done in an effort to get rid of his own guilt.

“I say guilt, gentlemen, because it was guilt that motivated him. He has committed crimes, and has broken a rigid and time-honoured code of our society, a code so severe that whoever breaks it is hounded from our midst or relegated to The View as unfit to live with. Biden is the purveyor of cruel poverty and ignorance, but I cannot pity him: he is white. He knew full well the enormity of his offense, but because his desires were stronger than the code he was breaking, he persisted in breaking it. He persisted, and his subsequent reaction is something that all of us have known at one time or another. He did something his child has done—he tried to put the evidence of his offense away from him. But in this case he was no child hiding stolen contraband: he struck out at his victims—of necessity he must put them away from him—they must be removed from his presence, from this world. He must destroy the evidence of his offence.

“What was the evidence of his offence? Conservatives. Human beings. He must put conservatives away from him. Conservatives were his daily reminder of what he did. What did he do? He grifted with ego.

“He was white, and he tried to define who was a Negro. He did something that in our society is unspeakable: he kissed up to the black man. Not as an old creepy uncle, but to a thousand strong young Negro men. No code mattered to him before he brokered it, but it came crashing down on him afterwards.”

Sumner of Love coming up.