The latest in upscale caskets – fully sealed, suitable for viewing, and self-propelled for funeral processions and self-insertion into your pre-purchased plot… Going, mobile!
Miss strolling in the city? Try the all-new Personal Urban Touring Trekker – Protective Unit Treaded Tank (PUTT-PUTT). Bulletproof, fire resistant, with a ten-minute air supply, in case you end up in the water. Enjoy minutes of leisurely fun touring the old neighborhood.
Today we are proud to announce the newest addition to the Generals Motors family of fine automobiles!! The sleek, new, 2022 all pedal powered Bidenmobile. You’ll never have to wait in line at a gas station again when you’re driving one of these beauties.
With the death of Toys-R-Us having a major impact on sales, mainstay names Cozy Coupe and Powerwheels have teamed up to branch into new markets. They hope nostalgia and a desire to remain firmly planted in childhood despite actual age will make this a popoular product with Millennials.
A self-propelled stroller, for the man-baby in your life.
*Manbun not incl.
Now available with HEPA filters!
The latest in upscale caskets – fully sealed, suitable for viewing, and self-propelled for funeral processions and self-insertion into your pre-purchased plot… Going, mobile!
What we’re all going to be riding around in instead of cars if Biden gets reelected.
They already counted the votes for 2024, guess who won.
Must be a b*tch trying to pedal that thing with long legs.
Finally, a car that accurately measures a man’s d*ick size.
My 36″ truck wheels are bigger than your car!
Captain Pike is finally safe from the virus.
Miss strolling in the city? Try the all-new Personal Urban Touring Trekker – Protective Unit Treaded Tank (PUTT-PUTT). Bulletproof, fire resistant, with a ten-minute air supply, in case you end up in the water. Enjoy minutes of leisurely fun touring the old neighborhood.
George Jetson before landing his cushy corporate job.
Never park your Caddy in Chuck Norris’s space.
God help you if you crank out a fart in that thing.
Soviet Roomba Slave Makes Break for Freedom
How Peterbilt Truckers See You
How You Come Home From Vegas After Betting The Pink Slip To Your ’58 Chevy With Chrome Wheels and Original Interior
A Bear Has Ordered from DoorDash.
(Here comes its autonomous-vehicle delivery)
“Mom, you’re still back there pushing, right?”
Mario Shopping Kart
THe sound system is bigger than the car.
It’s basically him singing.
Hymn singing? We certainly can’t have that…
Today we are proud to announce the newest addition to the Generals Motors family of fine automobiles!! The sleek, new, 2022 all pedal powered Bidenmobile. You’ll never have to wait in line at a gas station again when you’re driving one of these beauties.
Whatever it is, it’s safer, faster, and more reliable than Detroit’s elevated people mover.
With the death of Toys-R-Us having a major impact on sales, mainstay names Cozy Coupe and Powerwheels have teamed up to branch into new markets. They hope nostalgia and a desire to remain firmly planted in childhood despite actual age will make this a popoular product with Millennials.