(Sorry if this causes you to don your literary hat . . . This Straight Line is looking for a synopsis of a fairy tale that begins with:)
Once Upon a Time, a Liberal…
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Once Upon a Time, a Liberal…decided that the best way to stop wildfires in California would be to cover the entire state with solar panels and windmills. He was shot by pot farmers who were stealing his water, so no harm done…
Once Upon a Time, a Liberal… Was asked by a passerby for a dollar. In response, he created a vast bureaucracy to make sure no one ever went without a dollar ever again. The End – so just give me a dollar and save yourself all the hassle…
Once Upon a Time, a Liberal from the land of vineyards, drove his mythical car off a bridge into the mythical Lake of Chappaquiddick and he lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time…a Liberal spoke out against tyranny and excessive government meddling, because, being a big “L” liberal in the Lockean sense, that’s what you would expect a Liberal to do. The litle “l” liberals have hijacked the term “liberal” and have turned it on its head in meaning and function. Along came a big, bad wolf, and ate up all the little “l” liberals, because they had defunded the police, and they all lived happily ever after.
…met Biden who was wandering the streets, singing “If I Only Had A Brain.” So all the wicked witches and ugly step-sisters cheated during the election. Biden huffed and puffed, and huffed and puffed, but never got that brain.
Once Upon a Time, a Liberal…decided that the best way to stop wildfires in California would be to cover the entire state with solar panels and windmills. He was shot by pot farmers who were stealing his water, so no harm done…
Once Upon a Time, a Liberal… thought that he knew better than anybody else, but he was white, so the Woke people snuffed out that nonsense in a hurry…
Once Upon a Time, a Liberal… Had a coherent thought. She’s a Conservative now…
Once Upon a Time, a Liberal… Was asked by a passerby for a dollar. In response, he created a vast bureaucracy to make sure no one ever went without a dollar ever again. The End – so just give me a dollar and save yourself all the hassle…
Once Upon a Time, a Liberal…Spent his own money on something…
Once Upon a Time, a Liberal…
…was honest. Once.
How could you tell?
He got canceled by all the other liberals.
Once Upon a Time, a Liberal from the land of vineyards, drove his mythical car off a bridge into the mythical Lake of Chappaquiddick and he lived happily ever after.
Some say he was drowning his guilt and sorrows, but me….I just think he was a lousy driver.
cried wolf
Once upon a time… a Liberal was allowed to obtain power in his country, and he had all who disagreed with him butchered.
P.S. Actual fairy tails were learning experiences for children on what not to do or allow. They did NOT have happy endings.
Once upon a time…a Liberal spoke out against tyranny and excessive government meddling, because, being a big “L” liberal in the Lockean sense, that’s what you would expect a Liberal to do. The litle “l” liberals have hijacked the term “liberal” and have turned it on its head in meaning and function. Along came a big, bad wolf, and ate up all the little “l” liberals, because they had defunded the police, and they all lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time a liberal,
Shoved his own head up his ass, liked the view , so he was late to teach his CRT class the next morning…
…discovered, just like Cinderella, that Cinderella only thought Cinderella was a woman. Hey, those are some pretty big glass slippers you know.
…met Biden who was wandering the streets, singing “If I Only Had A Brain.” So all the wicked witches and ugly step-sisters cheated during the election. Biden huffed and puffed, and huffed and puffed, but never got that brain.
…had an independent thought, disagreed with the group, and as a result was branded a fascist and marginalized.
(see Rowling, J.K.)