Breaking News: Biden Is Not the Sharpest Person Around

From FreeRepublic:

Biden Says 350 Million Americans Are Vaccinated, Which Is More Than The Entire U.S. Population. [Video]
Twitter | 08/06/21

A sample of the comments:

And to compound the insanity, in the next breath he says “And they’re fine.”

And that’s after he [has] claimed 150 million were killed by guns and 120 million by COVID.

What makes this flub worse, worse than not knowing the population of the country you pretend to be President of, is that he looked down to his cue card to read the number.

All democrats have extreme problems with number logic. In May 2007, Obama said “In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.”

The actually number of dead was TEN.

Democrats are not off by a few percent…they are frequently off by several orders of magnitude.

Thursday Night Open Thread: Glory

Eternal glory, that is. Or (come to think of it) the temporary kind. How to achieve it?

The good news is — most of you have already done so, but don’t realize it.

You are not deliberately mean to puppies, kittens, or baby goats, and that qualifies you. It’s that easy.

Which means you can go forward with a clean conscience, which — even though it contains the word “science” — still means something.

You will not burn in Hell, unless you are of a different political party, and there endure the lectures of a thousand liberals like you do here. No, you will enter into a land that consists of reasonable amounts of milk and honey, because you will have a normal stomach and don’t want the stuff flowing all around you.

So, congratulations! And don’t forget to put in a word for the rest of us.

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Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you have the floor.

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I Have Nothing To Say

… other than that Ohio Man is pretty much a copycat.

Ohio Man Throws Punches Before Being Taped To Seat on Frontier Flight
WJW (Fox8, Ohio)| August 3, 2021 | Darcie Loreno

Police reports state he ordered three alcoholic beverages from a flight attendant, and then brushed an empty cup against the attendant’s backside.

He then allegedly spilled a new drink on his shirt and went to the bathroom, coming out shirtless.

The attendant told him to put on a shirt and helped him get a new shirt out of his carry-on.

Reports state the man continued to walk around the plane and then groped the breasts of a second flight attendant. He then allegedly put his arms around the two attendants and groped their breasts, reports state.

A third flight attendant took over watching the man, asking him several times to calm down and remain seated. He then reportedly punched that attendant in the face.

See? Male flight attendants can’t do the same job as female flight attendants.

Oh, wait: I said I have nothing to say. (Sounds like something Lewis Carroll might have written.)

Midnight Special : Trivia Edition

While not quite what I was hoping for we will give Boone the win on this one. The answer was the longest time between 1st and last #1 hits. When you speak of me, speak kindly.

Enjoy your award and be sure to store it in a cool, dry place.

On to tonight’s test which should be super easy, barely an inconvenience to anyone.

https://youtu.be/ZcXpKiY2MXE
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