Straight Line of the Day: You’ve Been Offered a Free Cruise, Where Some Are Vaccinnated and Some Are Not. What Do You Do? Posted by Oppo on 16 September 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: You’ve been offered a free cruise, where some are vaccinnated and some are not. What do you do? And leave Julie, Cruise Director, out of this. It’s not her fault. 1
Whinge about it and then blame all those Trumpy anti-vaxxers for wanting to kill grandma, Reply to this comment
I would check out the cruise destination first… if it’s Devil’s Island, I’m out… 2 Reply to this comment
I’d make sure Biden isn’t on the passenger list. ‘Cause I’d foresee a whole lotta yellin’. 1 Reply to this comment
Hell, she’d probably have someone pay $35,000 for your ticket! Her “Tax the Rich” lines are better than Biden’s. 2 Reply to this comment
Hunter’s or Joe’s? Trying to figure out what kind of “lines” we’re talking about here. 2 Reply to this comment
Take the cruse but end up catching and dying of Legionnaires Disease. Ha…jokes on you. 2 Reply to this comment
Whinge about it and then blame all those Trumpy anti-vaxxers for wanting to kill grandma,
Hang up because I’m not looking to get into a timeshare at this time.
I ain’t got no time for dat!
Take the cash option
Watch out for the tax implications, though…
I would check out the cruise destination first… if it’s Devil’s Island, I’m out…
Stay in a large wooden badger on the poop deck for the entire cruise.
Mask on, mask off, mask on, mask off…
Ask if it is the Deluxe 3 hour tour with a personal attendant named Maryann.
I heard it’s going to Haiti, so C-19 is the least of your problems.
I’m getting on a ship. Where’s the soft serve machine?
Decline. Those floating commodes got stuff WORSE than da covids!
Buy the drink package
Take it. I had the Wuhan Flu last month, so my immunity is at its peak.
I’d make sure Biden isn’t on the passenger list. ‘Cause I’d foresee a whole lotta yellin’.
Scalp the tickets to anyone wearing a “tax the rich” dress.
Hell, she’d probably have someone pay $35,000 for your ticket! Her “Tax the Rich” lines are better than Biden’s.
Hunter’s or Joe’s?
Trying to figure out what kind of “lines” we’re talking about here.
Is it a tuna fishing ship? I’m in!
A free cruise? Yea, right. Run away and don’t look back.
Make sure the Captain’s name is NOT Skipper.
Or Joseph Hazelwood…
Take the cruse but end up catching and dying of Legionnaires Disease. Ha…jokes on you.
Stay home. Too crazy out there. Besides nothing is free.