Well, he is the forgiving type.
Somewhat.
Maybe more of the forgetting.
But then again, not really. No.
Well what you could do is raise all your entrances and windows at least 10 feet above the ground as he is a flightless fowl.
That might work.
I would still try to not piss him off any further.
Farther.
Whatever, good luck.
… I thought I had made a mistake.
…the time I woke up with an actual horses head in my bed. Scary times.
…better than getting caught waking up with an actual live horse in your bed.
And it didn’t respect you.
I used Basil instead of Basil.
What is the meaning of this word “wrong” you speak of?
… I thought the Emu was a metaphor…
… I took the wrong angle at a 2-4-5-8 spare – only cost me a scholarship and a trip to the National Match Play tournament… idiot…
I took a right turn at Albuquerque…
American Motors stock is a bargain at $4 a share . . .
…I didn’t give the emu a Harumph!
…I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.
….Could Happen, but probably not!
…it turns out inflammable means exactly the same as flammable.
Inconceivable!
“Inconceivable”… That’s when you and your high school girlfriend were both wrong.
…getting back with the ex…after she got out of prison.
Listening to Bill Crystal
You listen to comedians?
KRISTOL.
Dang spell check
Ahoy.
I totally get that “Ahoy” reference, being a regular reader of Kurt Schlichter.
Voting Democrat
That one time you were wrong: …
turned out, I was right.
That one time you were wrong: …
someone died. I don’t talk about it much these days.
That one time you were wrong: …
was when I gave the Emu Bob B’s home address.
Sorry Bob.
or Bob’s widow.
Does anyone know how to Emu-proof a house?
Asking for my wife – she really hates a mess…
Don’t piss him off?
Thought that horse left the barn when you gave him my address, cluing him into what state I’m from…
Well, he is the forgiving type.
Somewhat.
Maybe more of the forgetting.
But then again, not really. No.
Well what you could do is raise all your entrances and windows at least 10 feet above the ground as he is a flightless fowl.
That might work.
I would still try to not piss him off any further.
Farther.
Whatever, good luck.
…I picked a fight with the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
The Sid Kid?
I really can’t think of anything….
Maybe ask my wife, she could probably come up with an example or two thousand.
No, it’s fine.
You know what you did.
Was that last summer?
I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Wait! Isn’t “wrong” the past tense of “wring”?
Wrang?
…I thought Biden said something that almost made sense.