Saturday Night Hootenanny

Posted by walruskkkch on 16 April 2022, 7:00 pm

“Howdy boys, ready for some Saturday night music? I know I am.”

Straight Line of the Day: “Your Honor, if It Please the Court, I’d Like To…”

Posted by Oppo on 16 April 2022, 12:00 pm

Straight Line of the Day: “Your Honor, if it please the Court, I’d like to…”

Friday Classic Funny

Posted by walruskkkch on 15 April 2022, 6:00 pm

“Good afternoon Miss Munro why the black?”

“Some sad news this week for the Classic funny our comedian died.”

“Happens all the time, some jokes just don’t go over, hostile crowd…”

“No sir, literally died.”

“Oh.”

“Oh.”

And on a serious note.

I blame global warming.

Straight Line of the Day: What Is This “Income” of Which You Speak?

Posted by Oppo on 15 April 2022, 12:00 pm

Straight Line of the Day: What is this “income” of which you speak?

Straight Line of the Day: Couldn’t Make the Swim Team on the Outside?

Posted by Oppo on 14 April 2022, 12:00 pm

I despair of all government. And almost of all civilization outside of IMAO.

Two women at New Jersey’s only all-women’s prison have both fallen pregnant after having sex with a transgender inmate.

. . . at the Edna Mahan Correctional Facility, in Clinton, which the New Jersey governor announced plans to close last year.

Prison bosses said that in both instances, the sex was consensual.

It is unclear if the women had sex with the same transgender inmate, or if it was two different inmates. Edna Mahan houses 27 transgender prisoners, and over 800 women altogether. It is also unclear how far along the two inmates are, and whether they plan to continue with their respective pregnancies. An investigation has been launched.

The correctional facility began to house transgender women – including those have yet to undergo gender reassignment surgery – last year.

That came as part of a settlement following a lawsuit brought by a trans woman and the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) of New Jersey.

ACLU legal director Jeanne LoCicero defended on Tuesday the policy, saying it ensured the rights of trans prisoners were not violated.

‘[It’s] in line with New Jersey’s strong anti-discrimination laws that prevent discrimination and harassment on the basis of gender identity,’ she told local news outlet NJ.com.

— Daily Mail | 4/13/22

Straight Line of the Day: So, couldn’t make the swim team on the outside?

[“That’s a Mahan Baby!”]

[“Mahan, I Feel Like a Woman”]

Cartoons and Memes

Posted by walruskkkch on 14 April 2022, 10:00 am

“Good morning Mr. Walrus.”

“Morning? A little over dressed for the morning.”

“It was a late night.”

“Probably accounts for the pearl necklace.”

“What?”

“Nevermind, on to the memes.”

Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1980s A Round 3 Night Session

Posted by walruskkkch on 13 April 2022, 8:00 pm

Good night all.

Match 1

(31) Don’t stop believing – Journey vs (18) Keep on loving you – REO Speedwagon

(31) Don’t stop believing – Journey

Defeated (34) Our lips are sealed – Go-Go’s 113-85
Defeated (63) Open arms – Journey 143-49

(18) Keep on loving you – REO Speedwagon

Defeated (47) Just can’t get enough – Depche Mode 156-23
Defeated (50) Every little thing she does – Police 114-87

Match 2

(26) I love rock ‘n roll – Joan Jett vs (10) Once in a lifetime – Talking Heads

(26) I love rock ‘n roll – Joan Jett

Defeated (39) Rock this town – Stray Cats 141-53
Defeated (58) Urgent – Foreigner 168-77

(10) Once in a lifetime – Talking Heads

Defeated (55) Mickey – Toni Basil 119-68
Defeated (42) Waiting for a girl like you – Foreigner 134-93

Match 3

(3) Another one bites the dust – Queen vs (19) Hit me with your best shot – Pat Benatar

(3) Another one bites the dust – Queen

Defeated (62) Kids in America – Kim Wilde 249-90
Defeated (30) Physical – Olivia Newton-John 213-48

(19) Hit me with your best shot – Pat Benatar

Defeated (46) Genius of Love – Tom Tom Club 287-26
Defeated (51) Just the two of us – Grover Washington 198-41

Match 4

(38) Under Pressure – Queen & David Bowie vs (22) Tide is high – Blondie

(38) Under Pressure – Queen & David Bowie

Defeated (27) Don’t you want me? – Human League 204-103
Defeated (59) Edge of Seventeen – Stevie Nicks 131-110

https://youtu.be/YoDh_gHDvkk

(22) Tide is high – Blondie

Defeated (43) Who can it be now – Men at work 145-126
Defeated (54) Ace of Spades – Motorhead 134-88

https://youtu.be/FnP7ZaYBdqc

Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1980s A : ROund 3 Afternoon Session

Posted by walruskkkch on 13 April 2022, 2:00 pm

Match 1

(1) Call me – Blondie vs (17) Spirit of radio – Rush

(1) Call Me – Blondie

Defeated (64) Slow hand – Pointer Sisters 220-29
Defeated (32) In the air tonight – Phil Collins 157-104

(17) Spirit of radio – Rush

Defeated (48) Bette Davis eyes – Kim Carnes
Defeated (16) Masterblaster – Stevie Wonder

Match 2

(8) Back in black – AC/DC vs (41) Centerfold – J. Geils Band

(8) Back in black – AC/DC

Defeated (57) Give me the night – George Benson 197-25
Defeated (40) Down under – Men at work 168-77

(41) Centerfold – J. Geils Band

Defeated (24) He’s so shy – Pointer Sisters 179-24
Defeated (56) Dancing with myself – Billy Idol 136-80

Match 3

(4) You shook me all nite long – AC/DC vs (13) Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne

(4) You shook me all nite long – AC/DC

Defeated (61) Being with you – Smokey Robinson 177-23
Defeated (29) Superfreak – Rick James 199-46

(13) Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne

Defeated (52) Doouble Dutch Bus – Frankie Smith 179-6
Defeated (45) Jenny/867-5309 – Tommy Tutone 160-83

Match 4

(28) Tainted Love – Soft Cell vs (12) Any way you want it – Journey

(28) Tainted Love – Soft Cell

Defeated (37) I can’t go for that – Hall & Oates 119-32
Defeated (5) Whip it – Devo 117-106

(12) Any way you want it – Journey

Defeated (53) He stopped loving her today – George Jones 140-64
Defeated (44) Let’s Groove – Earth, Wind & Fire 163-83

Straight Line of the Day: Biden Asks “What Does IIRC Mean, Again?” Before Texting…

Posted by Oppo on 13 April 2022, 12:00 pm

Straight Line of the Day: Biden asks “What does IIRC mean, again?” before texting…

Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1980s A Round 2 Results

Posted by walruskkkch on 13 April 2022, 7:00 am

Round two is done.

Results

Morning Session

(1) Call me – Blondie def. (32) In the air tonight – Phil Collins 157-104
(17) Spirit of radio – Rush def. (16) Masterblaster – Stevie Wonder 232-23
(8) Back in black – AC/DC def. (40) Down under – Men at work 168-77
(41) Centerfold – J. Geils Band def. (56) Dancing with myself – Billy Idol 136-80

Afternoon Sessiion

(4) You shook me all nite long – AC/DC def. (29) Superfreak – Rick James 199-46
(13) Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne def. (45) Jenny/867-5309 – Tommy Tutone 160-83
(28) Tainted love – Soft Cell def. (5) Whip it – Devo 117-106
(12) Any way you want it – Journey def. (44) Let’s groove – Earth, Wind & Fire 163-83

Evening Session

(31) Don’t stop believing – Journey def. (63) Open arms – Journey 143-49
(18 Keep on loving you – REO Speedwagon def. (50) Every little thing she does – Police 114-87
(26) I love rock ‘n roll – Joan Jett def. (58) Urgent – Foreigner 168-77
(10) Once in a lifetime – Talking Heads def. (42) Waiting for a girl like you – Foreigner 134-93

Night Session

(3) Another one bites the dust – Queen def. (30) Physical – Olivia Newton-John 213-48
(19) Hit me with your best shot – Pat Benatar def. (51) Just the two of us – Grover Washington 198-41
(38) Under pressure – Queen & David Bowie def. (59) Edge of seventeen – Stevie Nicks 131-110
(22) Tide is high – Blondie def. (54) Ace of spades – Motorhead 134-88

This week only two sessions, 2:00 pm and 8:00 pm.

Straight Line of the Day: Imagine Had the Tobacco Industry Been Immune To Prostitute Being Sued

Posted by Oppo on 12 April 2022, 12:00 pm

Biden went off script to drive his point home about gun manufacturers and that’s when things went awry.

“Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute being sued! Come on!” Biden said.

Straight Line of the Day: Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute being sued