Straight Line of the Day: You Can Tell Biden and Pelosi Are Good Christians Because… Posted by Oppo on 24 September 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: You can tell Biden and Pelosi are good Christians because…
… according to progressives, the only good Christians are dead Christians, and just look at them… 5 Reply to this comment
…listening to them makes me want to emulate Jesus. Actually, it makes me want to crucify myself, but that’s pretty much the same thing. Reply to this comment
Because… “If you say it enough it must be true,” reported by Dan Rather and fact checked by AP and CNN 2 Reply to this comment
…because they drained the economy… for 40 days and 40 nights… or maybe 40 years day and night. Yea that’s the ticket. 4 Reply to this comment
…they both know how to correctly use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch… except only Pelosi can count to three.. 1 Reply to this comment
They both help with the offering each week in their respective churches and only claim 10%.. 3 Reply to this comment
You can tell Biden and Pelosi are good Christians because… they love the poor so much they want everybody to be one. 3 Reply to this comment
Oh they can call themselves “good Christians” all they want, they can also claim there’s no inflation and the border is secure. I don’t believe that either. I am a Christian, I know Christians and these people are not followers of Christ. Reply to this comment
… according to progressives, the only good Christians are dead Christians, and just look at them…
…listening to them makes me want to emulate Jesus.
Actually, it makes me want to crucify myself, but that’s pretty much the same thing.
Emu-late. Hehehehe.
They hate all the right people.
… the FBI said they are.
Samson killed 1000 Philistines with their jawbones.
…they definitely meet the “A$$” criteria
Because… “If you say it enough it must be true,” reported by Dan Rather and fact checked by AP and CNN
…because they drained the economy… for 40 days and 40 nights… or maybe 40 years day and night. Yea that’s the ticket.
…they both know how to correctly use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch… except only Pelosi can count to three..
…dead voters are good for them regardless of race, religion, or sex.
. . . they are able to raise the dead, though only to vote
They both help with the offering each week in their respective churches and only claim 10%..
…they follow the Golden Rule… The one with the gold, makes the rules.
…They did onto others before it was done onto them.
They are turning all of Washington into a modern day Tower of Babel…
You can tell Biden and Pelosi are good Christians because…
they love the poor so much they want everybody to be one.
Oh they can call themselves “good Christians” all they want, they can also claim there’s no inflation and the border is secure. I don’t believe that either. I am a Christian, I know Christians and these people are not followers of Christ.
The God of Pelosi and Biden is Mammon.