Straight Line of the Day: Ways You Can “Yada Yada Yada” Past the Best Part of a Political Story Posted by Oppo on 8 November 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Ways you can “Yada Yada Yada” past the best part of a political story
Wait for the Karine Jean-Pierre version – you’ll get all of the yada yada, none of the sense… 2 Reply to this comment
When I shut down all of the fossil fuel powered electric production, you can yada yada yada to keep your house warm. 8 Reply to this comment
Ways You Can “Yada Yada Yada” Past the Best Part of a Political Story Sneak up behind Liz Cheney and whisper “Trump”. 1 Reply to this comment
So I said I wanted the prosecutor investigating Hunter fired and I want 10% everytime the U.S. sends the Ukraine a billion dollars..every time..and low and behold they have a war and yada yada yada..it’s been a good year..no joke 4 Reply to this comment
Ways You Can “Yada Yada Yada” Past the Best Part of a Political Story… Be like Greta “Blah Blah Blah”… 1 Reply to this comment
Oh, I get it now… Rampant voter suppression, racism, Narrative-interruptus, teh Evil Elon, and yada yada yada, Democracy dies in darkness… 1 Reply to this comment
Bill is discovered to be a frequent flyer on the Lolita Express, Hillary notices, yada yada yada, Epstein didn’t kill himself… 2 Reply to this comment
Republicans are seen as being fascist, then Yada Yada Yada and the Democrats are fascist. 3 Reply to this comment
Bad dude behind the city pool, a rusted straight razor, searching for something laying around… yada yada yada, “…put y’all back in chains!” 2 Reply to this comment
Newscasters all follow the script: “Today’s news yada yada yada and we have a breaking squirrel, let’s go to…” Make MAGA the new yada, repeat as necessary. 1 Reply to this comment
Watch Seinfeld instead…
Learn Pig Latin….adaya..adaya..adaya.
Try to mansplain what’s happening to your spouse – you’ll get an earful…
How else can you deal with womunintelligence?
Ask Father Flotsky…
Wait for the Karine Jean-Pierre version – you’ll get all of the yada yada, none of the sense…
I didn’t know political stories actually have best parts.
We are strongly in favor of the DEI yada yada yada, so vote for us.
When I shut down all of the fossil fuel powered electric production, you can yada yada yada to keep your house warm.
Ways You Can “Yada Yada Yada” Past the Best Part of a Political Story
Sneak up behind Liz Cheney and whisper “Trump”.
So I said I wanted the prosecutor investigating Hunter fired and I want 10% everytime the U.S. sends the Ukraine a billion dollars..every time..and low and behold they have a war and yada yada yada..it’s been a good year..no joke
“and then, Joe Biden said…”
Ways You Can “Yada Yada Yada” Past the Best Part of a Political Story…
Be like Greta “Blah Blah Blah”…
Oh, I get it now…
Rampant voter suppression, racism, Narrative-interruptus, teh Evil Elon, and yada yada yada, Democracy dies in darkness…
Then Yada Yada Yada and Hillary’s still not President.
Bill is discovered to be a frequent flyer on the Lolita Express, Hillary notices, yada yada yada, Epstein didn’t kill himself…
Republicans are seen as being fascist, then Yada Yada Yada and the Democrats are fascist.
Bad dude behind the city pool, a rusted straight razor, searching for something laying around… yada yada yada, “…put y’all back in chains!”
Women, minorities and trannies with Yada Yada Yadas most affected …
Newscasters all follow the script: “Today’s news yada yada yada and we have a breaking squirrel, let’s go to…”
Make MAGA the new yada, repeat as necessary.