Derisive FBI posts leave me very doubtful if we will be online and conversing with each other 12 months from now.
The FBI is political.
Their idea of a federal database and power is not to capture criminals, but to get their jollies surveilling people and to destroy political enemies. By which I mean — those not on the left. To investigate, manufacture evidence against, and blackmail politicians and citizens.
And this nice smiling gentleman in the sunglasses wants to know if I have any information on Walrus’s whereabouts. I do not.
The word is he’s in the Spam Museum right now.
Me: “You’re lookin’ for Walrus? He’s hangin’ with Ray Epps. Y’all want me to take you over there. I’m happy to help.”
FBI:”Uhh…OK…never mind…umm… something else came up…yeah, we gotta go look into that other thing…yeah….”
Hey, if they offer me a million bucks like they did Steele I’ll rat us out in a New York City minute. I have my retirement to fund you know.
You can’t spell FIB without the FBI..