Week 1 results and standings.
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Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points for | Average | Points against | Avg. Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kaley Cuoco | 1 – 0 – 0 | 118 | 118.00 | 37 | 118-37 |
| Jennifer Aniston | 1 – 0 – 0 | 108 | 108.00 | 44 | 108-44 |
| Cobie Smulders | 1 – 0 – 0 | 96 | 96.00 | 60 | 96-60 |
| Sarah Michelle Geller | 1 – 0 – 0 | 87 | 87.00 | 63 | 87-63 |
| Melissa Rauch | 0 – 1 – 0 | 63 | 63.00 | 87 | 63-87 |
| Courteney Cox | 0 – 1 – 0 | 60 | 60.00 | 96 | 60-96 |
| Emma Caulfield | 0 – 1 – 0 | 44 | 44.00 | 108 | 44-108 |
| Lisa Kudrow | 0 – 1 – 0 | 37 | 37.00 | 118 | 37-118 |
This week’s match ups.
New York City wants to hire a ‘rat czar’—and could pay them $170,000 per year
CNBC | 12/2/22 | Megan SauerThis week, the NYC Mayor’s Office posted a job listing for a “citywide director of rodent mitigation,” or as a city hall spokesperson dubbed it, “a rat czar.” The director, who will receive an annual salary between $120,000 and $170,000, will be expected to develop strategies, manage projects and lead teams against the city’s rodents.
The role’s listed requirements include a “background in urban planning” and a “virulent vehemence for vermin.”
“The ideal candidate is highly motivated and somewhat bloodthirsty, determined to look at all solutions from various angles, including improving operational efficiency, data collection, technology innovation, trash management, and wholesale slaughter,” the job posting added.
Straight Line of the Day: What ideas would you bring to the table if you were hired as Rat Czar for $170K per year?
One word: interns.
it was a total embarrassment.
“Particularly in Prosper Africa Deal Room. That sounds like something we shouldn’t be saying, you know, Prosper Africa Deal Room. I kept asking, ‘Where’s the Deal Room?’ I think I’m looking at it,” Biden said.
. . . and after a break . . .
“mobilizing $8 billion in public and private finance to help South Africa replace coal-fired power plants with renewable energy sources and develop cutting edge energy solutions like clean hydrogen.”
— Grabien News | 12/14/2022
Disney Star Bette Midler Goes on Profane Environmental Rant: ‘I Bathe Once a Month! **** You!’
Breitbart | 12/01/2022Disney’s Hocus Pocus 2 star Bette Midler lost her cool Wednesday when a random Twitter commenter challenged her commitment to environmental activism, launching an unhinged and profane online rant in which she claimed “I bathe once a month!”
Bette Midler lashed out at the sarcastic commenter who questioned whether or not the star has made any real sacrifices for her activism. “If you knew what I have done to mitigate the criminal environmental craziness in this country, you would kiss my ass,” she replied, before listing her forms of activism that include recycling, composting, and driving hybrid and electric vehicles.
She added: “I bathe once a month! ^^^^ you!”
Straight Line of the Day: Eww! Other celebrity TMI: …
… Paul Pelosi, when doing his laundry, always separates his whites from his hammers.
“Good morning Miss Welch, how are you doing?”
“Tan, rested and ready for anything.”
“Everything?”
“Almost. Anyway Miss Monroe left me the winner from last week and we have new ones for voting for this week,”
“Who won?”
This week’s choices.
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Don Lemon Claims CNN Was Never Liberal, Insists New-Look Network Will ‘Hold People to Account’
New York Post | November 29, 2022 | Thomas BarrabiThe left-leaning Lemon, best known for his vocal criticism of prominent Republicans, made the dubious claim during an appearance on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” on Monday after the comedian nudged him to address CNN’s recent move toward nonpartisan coverage.
“Word on the street is that you guys aren’t allowed to be liberal anymore. Is that the case?” Colbert asked. “I don’t think we ever were liberal,” Lemon replied. Lemon’s answer drew a surprised response from Colbert, who replied, “What?”
Straight Line of the Day: Don Lemon claims CNN was never liberal and…
“Yoo Hoo, Mr. Walrus. You here?”
“Indeed I am, what ya got for me?”
“Last week’s results and this week’s match.”
“That’s it?”
“Yes.”
“Damn.”
“What?”
“Never mind, run ’em out.”
Last week’s winner
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This week’s match up.
The 1971 Ford Thunderbird is one of those classic cars that come with endless conversation and bursts of nostalgia. It’s an old car you can’t help but smile at as soon as its outsized body and unique charm find their way into the topic of conversation.
A car that underwent multiple personality changes throughout the main period of its life, the Thunderbird drew together all of the classic Ford features and combined them with something a little more luxurious. In General Motors’ opinion, the bigger the better was the way forward when it came to cars. Known for consistently outselling the Buick Riviera, Oldsmobile Toronado, and Cadillac Eldorado, it firmly kept itself in the limelight for years.
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An unbreakable passion for adventure: that’s what you’ll be reminded of as soon as you’ve made yourself comfortable behind the wheel of a 1989 Jaguar XJS. A classic car made for fun days out and spontaneous decisions, this car is one that kept itself remarkably together and refused to ever break down.
When it first came out, the XJS was pitied for its trailing rear buttresses but, as time has passed, that overall opinion has taken a complete 180. While it’s still one you’ll be able to find nowadays, that wasn’t always the case: the XJS was almost pulled from the overall Jaguar lineup at the start of its life.
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