..I remember as a young black child in Canada… riding in a yellow school bus…who doesn’t love yellow schools, am I right?..and we were driving through an area of white snow and I thought God must be racist because he never makes black snow and even the Chinese have yellow snow, am I right?..anyways I wanted to get home for Kwanza, a chance to escape from white priveledge and the always white “Santa Claus.”.am I right? Closest we came was Black Peter..but I knew that neighbour man with his fly always open wasn’t welcome back..anyways we were riding home on the yellow school bus and there was a point standing up in the road and the driver swerved..she was Latinix but a nice Latinix..and we missed the point and made it home for Kwanza safely..all because we missed the point…hahahahahaha cackle snort..am I right?
…. wear regular cotton underwear, silk long underwear and well insulated ski pants so a single good fart will help keep you warm for more an hour.
Wait. What was the question?
…read the WH Press Secretary Whatshername future book to see how she did it.
. . . start with a degree from wherever AOC went to school
BU
BS.
…, in education, be extremely on point…
… master one-hand clapping…
To receive a doctorate in missing the point, one must…
be a Liberal.
… endlessly study the masters – Karine Jean-Pierre, Baghdad Bob, Kamala Harris….
… retreat to your safe space until your degree is awarded…
… enter the Emu enclosure to post signs warning “Danger! Keep Out!”
Hey, a guy’s gotta eat.
…self identify as being a Doctor, regardless of education level.
…being woken is better than any old Doctorate anyway.
…actually believe that free speech is a danger to freedom.
To Receive a Doctorate in Missing the Point, One Must…
Point at the Miss.
… tell the interns it’s OK for them to work from home.
… complain that the TV shows you watch every night are no good.
…Run for Congress
Have a master’s degree in obliviousness or the recommendation of three members of the graduate school faculty.
..I remember as a young black child in Canada… riding in a yellow school bus…who doesn’t love yellow schools, am I right?..and we were driving through an area of white snow and I thought God must be racist because he never makes black snow and even the Chinese have yellow snow, am I right?..anyways I wanted to get home for Kwanza, a chance to escape from white priveledge and the always white “Santa Claus.”.am I right? Closest we came was Black Peter..but I knew that neighbour man with his fly always open wasn’t welcome back..anyways we were riding home on the yellow school bus and there was a point standing up in the road and the driver swerved..she was Latinix but a nice Latinix..and we missed the point and made it home for Kwanza safely..all because we missed the point…hahahahahaha cackle snort..am I right?
…take a right turn in Albuquerque.
Focus on the non sequiturs while ignoring the gist of the– hey, look, squirrel!
One must first get a Masters in missing the forest, which is proceeded by a BA in focusing on the trees.
One must be really good at making a fist… or really bad at using powertools.
while not a must, many choose to receive a major in Grammar Policing.
write their thesis in dull #2 pencil or crayon.
“Straight Line of the Day: To Receive a Doctorate in Missing the Point, One Must…” Dude, why don’t you ever finish your headlines?
!
Here’s your PhD.
…. wear regular cotton underwear, silk long underwear and well insulated ski pants so a single good fart will help keep you warm for more an hour.
Wait. What was the question?
A point to miss we must have..( my inner yoda)
. . . question how this has anything to do with medicine.