Classic Car Competition

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, we have this week’s winner of the Classic Car Competition.”

“I hope it was a bit closer this time.”

“Certainly was, but we have a clear winner.”

“And that would be…”

Chevrolet Corvette 1963

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“Very nice. So what is up for this week? I shiver with antici…….”

“Say it! Say it!”

“…pation.”

“Let me ease you frustration sir.”

Bugatti Type 57 Atlantic 1938 vs Rolls-Royce Dawn Drophead 1949

Bugatti Type 57 Atlantic 1938

Thought an older Bugatti might be more budget-friendly than a recent model? Think again. You need no better proof that the 1938 Bugatti Type 57 Atlantic will ever go out of fashion than by the knowledge that Ralph Lauren owns the very last one to ever be produced. First created as an entirely new design by Jean Bugatti, there were only ever 710 of these models produced. 

Known equally as a style icon as well as known for being one of the world’s most valuable cars, the Bugatti Type 57 Atlantic is still around and functioning today, more than 80 years after it first came to life.

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Rolls-Royce Dawn Drophead 1949

The 1949 Rolls-Royce Dawn Drophead was originally sold after the war, in an effort to redefine luxury and bring back the heightened levels of comfort from before. While it quickly rose to popularity, it was noted for a few peculiar features including a lack of seatbelts and an engine that doesn’t actually fire. 

Then there were the buttons, which had subtle markings that made the first few drives something of a make-your-own-adventure challenge. These cars could be customized from conception and were initially brought out as affordable luxury vehicles. The most famous color was the Silver Dawn variant, of which 760 were produced.

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Straight Line of the Day: Hey! What Happened to All the Christians in England and Wales?

Census 2021: Data shows number of Christians in England and Wales falls below half for first time
SKY News | November 29, 2022 | Tim Jones

There has been a large fall in the number of people who consider themselves as Christian, dropping below half the population of England and Wales for the first time.

The Office for National Statistics (ONS) has released its latest data taken from the 2021 Census, showing the changes since 2011.

Some 46.2% said they were Christian, down from 59.3% in 2011.

• 37.2% said they had “no religion” up from 25.2%, but there were increases among those identifying as Muslim (4.9% to 6.5%) and Hindu (1.5% to 1.7%)

Straight Line of the Day: Hey! What happened to all the Christians in England and Wales?

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Straight Line of the Day: Does Everybody Hate Liz Cheney?

Everybody Hates Liz Cheney
American Greatness | 28 Nov, 2022 | Julie Kelly

But one person should express tremendous gratitude to Cheney: Ray Epps. At the same event, Cheney, like so many January 6 committee members, oddly came to the mystery man’s defense, deflecting questions as to why Epps still has not been charged with any crime despite encouraging people on multiple occasions to go inside the Capitol.

As she prepares to leave the halls of Congress and embark on a new political adventure—either landing a lucrative gig at a NeverTrump outlet funded by the Left or plotting a run for president in 2024—Cheney is a hero only in her own mind. Pimped by the Democrats, used by the news media, abandoned by Republicans, and disliked by the public, Cheney, like her father, might have managed to tick off almost everyone on her way out the door.

Straight Line of the Day: Does everybody hate Liz Cheney?

Babesleaga Group Q : Playoff : Elizabeth Hurley vs Lucy Liu vs Eva Mendes

Good morning and one last go around for these ladies. If there is any more ties the winner will be determined by total overall votes.

Elizabeth Hurley vs Lucy Liu vs Eva Mendes

Elizabeth Hurley (6-1-0 Pts. 820 Avg. 117.42)

  • Defeated Cate Blanchett 127-22
  • Defeated Emma Watson 158-44
  • Defeated Lea Seydoux 102-69
  • Defeated Lucy Liu 116-67
  • Lost to Eva Mendes 72-74
  • Defeated Emilia Clarke 122-43
  • Defeated Naomie Harris 123-9

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Lucy Liu (6-1-0 Pts. 661 Avg. 94.42)

  • Defeated Naomie Harris 99-33
  • Defeated Eva Mendes 107-99
  • Defeated Emilia Clarke 108-71
  • Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 67-116
  • Defeated Cate Blanchett 113-48
  • Defeated Lea Seydoux 86-80
  • Defeated Emma Watson 81-56

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Eva Mendes (6-1-0 Pts. 678 Avg. 96.85)

  • Defeated Lea Seydoux 75-73
  • Lost to Lucy Liu 99-107
  • Defeated Emma Watson 96-67
  • Defeated Cate Blanchett 102-59
  • Defeated Elizabeth Hurley 74-72
  • Defeated Naomie Harris 145-22
  • Defeated Emilia Clarke 88-46

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Babesleaga Group Q : Week 7 Final Results and Standings

Well, almost final. We have bonus Cantos! A three way tie brings us a playoff week for this group.

Results

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Standings

ContestantsRecordTotal PointsAverageAverage Points Against
Elizabeth Hurley6 – 1 – 0820117.4246.86
Eva Mendes6 – 1 – 067896.8563.71
Lucy Liu6 – 1 – 066194.4271.86
Lea Seydoux4 – 3 – 064291.7268.28
Cate Blanchett3 – 4 – 051773.8587.57
Emilia Clarke2 – 5 – 052074.2890.43
Emma Watson1 – 6 – 045965.5799.71
Naomie Harris0 – 7 – 023934.14119.00

Playoff

10:00 am Elizabeth Hurley vs Eva Mendes vs Lucy Liu

Straight Line of the Day: Well, If You’re Going To Sue Kraft Over The Length of Time It Takes To Cook Mac and Cheese, You Might As Well Also Sue…

Florida women sues Kraft Heinz for millions because mac and cheese took longer than 3.5 minutes to cook: ‘It takes far longer’
The Blaze | November 28, 2022 | Chris Enloe

In a class-action lawsuit filed on Nov. 18 in the U.S. District Court in Miami, Ramirez accuses Kraft Heinz of false advertising because her 2.39 ounce cup of Velveeta Shells & Cheese was not “ready in 3½ minutes” as its packaging claimed it would be, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.

Straight Line of the Day: Well, if you’re going to sue Kraft over the length of time it takes to cook mac and cheese, you might as well also sue…

Straight Line of the Day: So What Are All You Splurging On?

Janet Yellen blames Americans’ ‘splurging’ for record-high inflation
Fox News | 12/1/2022

Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen blamed consumers’ excessive spending habits as a primary cause for the near 40-year-high in inflation on Wednesday. The Biden official appeared on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” where she was asked about the price increases that have plagued the U.S. for more than a year.

Straight Line of the Day: So what are all you splurging on?

I know for me, it’s generic Raisin Bran.

Straight Line of the Day: Courts Rule Hand-Counted Ballots Are Verboten Yet Electronic Tallies MUST Be Accepted. Also Forbidden: …

Cochise County Board of Supervisors Refuse To Certify Election, Miss Deadline
kold.com | 11/28/2022

TUCSON, Ariz. (KOLD News 13) – The Cochise County Board of Supervisors voted 2-1 Monday to table the certification of the election results.

They have now missed the deadline to do so and will likely face a lawsuit from the state.

The board will meet again on Friday and has demanded the state prove that vote tabulation machines were certified for accuracy.

The board is the same group that tried to order a full hand count of the ballots, but their efforts were blocked by courts several times.

Navajo County voted unanimously to certify after the county attorney warned supervisors they could be sued if they didn’t.

Straight Line of the Day: Courts rule hand-counted ballots are verboten yet electronic tallies MUST be accepted. Also forbidden: …

Rock ’em Sock ’em Robot results from the eighties.

Cartoons and Memes

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, you have good night?”

“Well it was so-so but the morning is certainly looking up.”

“Cheeky monkey. Ready for last week’s winner?”

“Yes, let us see what tickles the fancy of our commentators.”

“I hope they have their insurance up to date.”

“I think this week will be safer… maybe.”

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