House-Size Asteroid Discovered This Week Will Fly Past Earth on Friday
NY Post | 03/16/2023The near-Earth object, called 2023 EY, has been posted on NASA’s asteroid database and listed as one of the next five asteroid approaches.
Scientists estimate it is about 54 feet wide.
A near-Earth object is classified as any space object that can come within 30 million miles of Earth.
This asteroid’s closest Earth approach is roughly 149,000 miles.
The Only Practical Reaction To a House-Sized Asteroid Flying Past Earth: …
I called my real estate agent.
I want to get my money as far from the SVB as possible.
Repurpose moon nukes.
It will be closer than the moon.
Wonder if it has enough albedo to see it pass by.
If not, would that be called albedon’t?
The Only Practical Reaction To a House-Sized Asteroid Flying Past Earth: …
Thank goodness it didn’t hit the moon because the moon is sacred ground for Moonnukers.
https://www.space.com/meteorite-impacts-moon-february-2023-video
Cool!
Oppo, I thought I sent this to you a few days ago. I must have messed up the “Contact Oppo” button on the IMAO info page.
I never saw it.
I might have you on AutoDelete.
Which is right next to the button that says “Send Thugs,” so it’s probably better it worked out this way.
AutoDelete? Me? I’ll have you know that I am an almost respected member of the IMAO community and that this kind of treatment is…
Is…
Yeah, now that you mention it, AutoDelete probably saves you a lot of unnecessary hassle.
There is also the Emu signal.
The mother ship is here to pick up Pelosi, AOC, Biden, and the Clintons.
It’s about damn time, Mother Ship. Your children have been very naughty.
I’ll wait for the next ship then…dang, thought this mission was finally over.
…Use it to threaten wicked witches to give up their ruby slippers to young girls from Kansas (and their little dogs, too).
I dunno. Depends on the size of the house.
The Only Practical Reaction To a House-Sized Asteroid Flying Past Earth: …would be for Hillary Clinton to duck and run serpentine.
Sounds like a good time to move the bodies from one basement to another.
Straight Line of the Day: The Only Practical Reaction To a House-Sized Asteroid Flying Past Earth: …would be for the Democrats to call for more stringent gun control, and raise taxes on the rich. Same as every other day.
We got a lot of stuff on earth that spilled outa our closets, how many closets on this asteriod?
Ignore it, because the only real threats are trace gases and microaggressions…
Agrajag has been reincarnated again.
…its only a problem if it re-identifies itself as a dwarf planet.
I’ll wait for the next ship then…dang, thought this mission was finally over.
I may be asked to be on the first ship..see our ships operate on Ivermectin and the Mothership said they were low and to hoard it. I have a tractor trailer load..they will be pleased and all the misinformation was worth it…
The Only Practical Reaction To a House-Sized Asteroid Flying Past Earth: …
is to brace for the pushback after it lands on Pelosi’s wicked sister.
…There go more of Biden’s old classified document stash.
The Only Practical Reaction To a House-Sized Asteroid Flying Past Earth: …
drink heavily.
The Only Practical Reaction To a House-Sized Asteroid Flying Past Earth: …
…make sure the the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator is properly warmed up and ready for use.
. . . wait for it to crash to Earth and splinter into pieces, at which time Biden will use it as an example of Build Back Better affordable housing
Well it now explains what that black hole is that we have been staring at..