He was born in the wagon of a traveling show
His Mama used to dance because she was a ho.
Papa would leave whenever he could.
Reaching dreams of unicorns
By doing tons of choom down in the hood.
He appreciates Biden moving him to 2nd place of Worst Presidents ever. Although he is still 1st place of the Worst Puppet Master of the Worst President ever.
Barack Obama has finally admitted…
“I have classified documents in my house also with my Kenyan birth certificate..bwahahahahaha”!!
Barack Obama has finally admitted…
he was wrong about everything. Except for Joe’s ability to F*** things up.
BACON Alert!!
‘Suppose. But the man’s cavorts with interns. . . . Dashed unseemly , don’ty’know? Still, fair play and all that. Bad business.
Barack Obama has finally admitted…
He’s a Keynsian!
I thought he was a Kenyan…
That too.
Barack Obama has finally admitted…
He enjoyed reading Jack and Jeri’s divorce records.
Not quite obscure enough to get by the board. Nice try though. Oh, and BTW, Damn you Mike Ditka!
… his father was a commie, and his mother smelled of elderberries…
Your post made me feel nauseated.
Anyone got any weed?
Barry does.
Yeah, but it’s only for medicinal purposes.
Barack Obama has finally admitted…
His favorite chipmunk is Alvin.
Brian Stelter haz a sad.
…there was a second key.
…he liked Michelle better when she was a man.
From Reggie Love to Veggie Love!
He was born in the wagon of a traveling show
His Mama used to dance because she was a ho.
Papa would leave whenever he could.
Reaching dreams of unicorns
By doing tons of choom down in the hood.
15 hours of that song running through my head. Great.
Barack Obama finally admits…
He considers votes for Republicans are the new Weapons of Mass Destruction
Barack Obama has finally admitted…
He appreciates Biden moving him to 2nd place of Worst Presidents ever. Although he is still 1st place of the Worst Puppet Master of the Worst President ever.
Mike’s is Bigger.
He likes his white half better. Now get outa the Vineyard you bum!
Malia and Sasha are strictly forbidden from using 23 and Me.