Straight Line of the Day: How To Identify a Liberal Camouflaged as a Conservative: … Posted by Oppo on 30 March 2023, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: How to identify a liberal camouflaged as a conservative: …
They do struggle with the concept that their opinions are not actual facts, no matter how arrogant they are. 2 Reply to this comment
Answers to the name “Mittens” or “Cornyn” or “Grahamnesty” or “China Mitch” or . . . 4 Reply to this comment
How to identify a liberal camouflaged as a conservative: … Ask if they celebrated Thanksgiving at Dick and Lynn’s house. 3 Reply to this comment
Back of their head is flat where they got whacked in the head with a shovel. . 1 Reply to this comment
How to identify a liberal camouflaged as a conservative: … Ask them their favorite color. “Blue, no Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddd…..” 1 Reply to this comment
I think those hags would be outraged at the idea of even pretending to be conservative. 1 Reply to this comment
They use a Dodge 2500 as their daily commuter, but argue that Obama’s CAFE requirements are good for us. The above was based on an actual conversation with a man who claimed to be a hardcore republican. 1 Reply to this comment
They are a member of Congress as a (R), but voted to pass the Inflation creation act. 4 Reply to this comment
They show up to testify in front of Congress as a retired USMC General. Then state that a single 5.56 round can tear a human body in half. 3 Reply to this comment
Titters like a little girl whenever anyone says “Trump” and “indictment” in the same sentence. 1 Reply to this comment
Often opines about reparations as an alternative to his alimony payments. Shaving cut bandaid doesn’t cover all the teardrop face tats. DeSantis ’24 campaign buttons do not quite obscure Che image on shirt. Or face tat. 1 Reply to this comment
… wearing the incorrect camouflage for the terrain…
… inadvertently laughs at references to the Constitution…
… fails to say “Peace be upon him” at references to Ronald Reagan…
… cannot correctly identify what IMAO stands for…
They do struggle with the concept that their opinions are not actual facts, no matter how arrogant they are.
Answers to the name “Mittens” or “Cornyn” or “Grahamnesty” or “China Mitch” or . . .
I wouldn’t recommend the Sniff Test though..just sayin. Brandon might.
How to identify a liberal camouflaged as a conservative: …
Ask if they celebrated Thanksgiving at Dick and Lynn’s house.
Back of their head is flat where they got whacked in the head with a shovel.
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How to identify a liberal camouflaged as a conservative: …
Ask them their favorite color.
“Blue, no Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddd…..”
…. it takes them 10 minutes to place their order at Starbucks.
Fresh out of the package creases on their American flag and LGB/FJB t-shirt.
They greet everyone with, “Hello fellow insurrectionists “
They have an FBI ID in their wallet.
They are one of the hosts on The View.
I think those hags would be outraged at the idea of even pretending to be conservative.
They’re an incumbent in a red state.
They use a Dodge 2500 as their daily commuter, but argue that Obama’s CAFE requirements are good for us.
The above was based on an actual conversation with a man who claimed to be a hardcore republican.
They are a member of Congress as a (R), but voted to pass the Inflation creation act.
They show up to testify in front of Congress as a retired USMC General. Then state that a single 5.56 round can tear a human body in half.
Titters like a little girl whenever anyone says “Trump” and “indictment” in the same sentence.
They don’t consider the scent of gunpowder an aphrodisiac.
Often opines about reparations as an alternative to his alimony payments.
Shaving cut bandaid doesn’t cover all the teardrop face tats.
DeSantis ’24 campaign buttons do not quite obscure Che image on shirt. Or face tat.
They are wearing their underwear on their head!
Keeping quiet, suddenly shouts racial epithets when news cameras show up.
They think like a liberal.