China’s Xi To Meet Putin in Moscow Next Week
BBC | 3/17/2023 | Steve RosenbergChina’s President Xi Jinping will travel to Moscow next week to hold talks with Russian President Vladimir Putin, officials say.
Straight Line of the Day: Overheard at Xi’s Meeting with Putin next week: …
Overheard at Xi’s Meeting with Putin next week: …
So when the Democrats finish destroying America which half do you want?
“You get Detroit! Or deal is off!”
Overheard at Xi’s Meeting with Putin next week: …
“We give you 1 million soldiers to invade with..now where Panda Express”?!
“You no understand Biden either? I thought it was just me!”
Overheard at Xi’s Meeting with Putin next week:
“Really, the key is to become NBA revenue stream. No matter what you do, you’ll have some celebrity defending you.”
“I’ll go you one better: if you become a WNBA jailer, you not only get some celebrity defending you, but you get a spy back, too.”
{High fives}
“Vlad.”
“Yes, Xi?”
“How can we ruthlessly control our populations as effectively as the FBI and media do Americans?”
“. . . mmm . . . and . . .”
“Yes, Xi?”
“How can we censor tankdemon as successfully as IMAO?”
Censor, with extreme prejudice.
How many times do I have to try replying to this comment before it will post?
Does Comrade tankdemon have problem?
That’s what Xi said.
“China’s President Xi Jinping will travel to Moscow next week to hold talks with Russian President Vladimir Putin, officials say.”
Biden guarantees both countries free passage of balloons over continental U.S.
“You paranoid dangerous Communist dictator.”
“No, you paranoid dangerous Communist dictator!”
“No, YOU paranoid dangerous Communist dictator!”
“But we both gave money to Hunter Biden, right?”
“Oh, yeah. So we got that going for us.”
“They never figured out that we were behind Windows XP.”
“You get your kickback from Zelensky yet, from U.S. Treasury?” “Yep, you?”
“Vlad, just make your barroon look like Smirnoff bottle. Chop chop.”
“Lloyd Austin and Mark Milley. Bwhahahahahahahahahaha.” “Ret’s Go Blandon.”
“No way! WE had the Red Star first!”
“And the fist in the air?”
“And the fist in the air.”
“Anyhoo, the Democrats now want to adopt them. Should we let them?”
He’s at bad at math as he is at using stairs, so as long as you say that it’s ten percent, you can low-ball the hell out of him.
Who let this guy comment? Moderation heads must roll.
If you keep it quiet, there might be some tuna in it for you. The good stuff…albacore.
I refuse to be silenced!
(for anything less than a 4-pack)
He may not be cheap, but he can be had.
Overheard at Xi’s Meeting with Putin next week:
A lot of the usual Joe jokes.
Overheard at Xi’s Meeting with Putin next week: …
Quarrels about Balika vs Tsingtao
“Xi..I hope thats a missile in your pocket or are you just happy to see me…”
Overheard at Xi’s Meeting with Putin next week: …
Nothing. Because it hasn’t feckin’ occurred yet you feckin’ moonnukers!
Putin: “So if I order the X27 missile system that comes with a side of mines?”
Xi: “No. With X27 you get side of motars.”
Putin: “But I don’t like motars. Anyway, they are useless against Ukraine.”
Xi: “So give them to the Wagners.”
So, how much have you paid the Biden Crime Family?