Welcome to IMAO! Waiting for a Tankdemon Idea for the IMAO Chalkboard Posted by Oppo on 18 March 2023, 11:00 am
Well, we’re waiting.. How about .. TODAYS MENU (company cafeteria) Left over corned beef and cabbage..a LOT of left over corned beef and cabbage..in fact bring be sure and bring your tupperware and take some home. 2 Reply to this comment
TOMORROW’S MENU: Corned Beef ‘n’ Cabbage MONDAY: Vegetable Roll-Ups With Beef 1 Reply to this comment
Walrus is checking the security camera and we will just see about that mister. 1 Reply to this comment
I thought there was no duplicate key. And the security camera rewind button is right next to the “Send Thugs” button. We seem to have a lot of those. 1 Reply to this comment
I swear, every time I put something in that chalkboard, the next thing I know, it’s gone. It’s almost as if somebody had me on AutoDelete. 1 Reply to this comment
Okay, here’s one: Have a nice day. Unless you’re Alexander, in which case; Have a great day. 2 Reply to this comment
On Chalkboard: [Left-Pointing Arrow:] Hang your clothes up in there [Right-Pointing Arrow:] Make yourself comfortable there Reply to this comment
A tankdemon idea for the IMAO chalkboard: Becoming an obstetrician is a great way to meet new people. 2 Reply to this comment
#5: “Wipe eraser on jacket.” #6: “Wipe chalk dust off jacket with apron.” #7: “Wipe chalk dust off apron with brush.” #8: “Brush chalk dust off floor with – – – Dammit! She’s home!” Reboot. 1 Reply to this comment
A tankdemon idea for the IMAO chalkboard: IMAO is not responsible for the actions of the Emu. We won’t say what the Emu is responsible for. 2 Reply to this comment
EUA: Emu User Agreement. Standard boilerplate, really. Anyway, I think “irresponsible” would be useful shorthand for “not responsible.” 1 Reply to this comment
Well, we’re waiting..
How about ..
TODAYS MENU (company cafeteria)
Left over corned beef and cabbage..a LOT of left over corned beef and cabbage..in fact bring be sure and bring your tupperware and take some home.
TOMORROW’S MENU:
Corned Beef ‘n’ Cabbage
MONDAY:
Vegetable Roll-Ups With Beef
Do we get corned beef and cabbage Taco Tuesday?
#1: “Scrub toilet before Meghan and Harry arrive.”
It’s the only throne either will ever sit on..
I updated the chalkboard last night. Did somebody already erase it?
Walrus is checking the security camera and we will just see about that mister.
Nothing on camera, are you trying to scam us?
Is it so wrong to try to finagle the duplicate key to the interns’ lounge?
I thought there was no duplicate key.
And the security camera rewind button is right next to the “Send Thugs” button.
We seem to have a lot of those.
Set thug level to “Maximum Emu”. Or, in other words, Eleven.
I swear, every time I put something in that chalkboard, the next thing I know, it’s gone. It’s almost as if somebody had me on AutoDelete.
Monitor Lizard.
#2: “Set out lots of extra toilet paper rolls before Brandon arrives.”
Okay, here’s one:
Have a nice day.
Unless you’re Alexander, in which case;
Have a great day.
“Work Harder, Not Smarter”
On Chalkboard:
[Left-Pointing Arrow:] Hang your clothes up in there
[Right-Pointing Arrow:] Make yourself comfortable there
#3: “Test halitosis repellence gear before Xi arrives”.
“And Hillary”
Your daily affirmation has been postponed.
Check your coats here – we’ll check everything else
A tankdemon idea for the IMAO chalkboard:
Becoming an obstetrician is a great way to meet new people.
Apart from a degree, it is a great way for everyone to meet new people.
#4: “Log off IMAO then erase the chalk board before wife arrives.”
#5: “Wipe eraser on jacket.”
#6: “Wipe chalk dust off jacket with apron.”
#7: “Wipe chalk dust off apron with brush.”
#8: “Brush chalk dust off floor with – – – Dammit! She’s home!”
Reboot.
A tankdemon idea for the IMAO chalkboard:
IMAO is not responsible for the actions of the Emu. We won’t say what the Emu is responsible for.
EUA: Emu User Agreement. Standard boilerplate, really.
Anyway, I think “irresponsible” would be useful shorthand for “not responsible.”
Pain.
Attention: Please do not eat the chalk.
Nor smudge the chalk outline on the floor.
From outer office: “Histiogram for you, Sir!”
“Really? Send it right in.”