Recorded Defensive Uses of Pistols Against Bears Has Grown Exponentially
AmmoLand | March 23, 2023 | Dean Weingarten. . . a startling progression has been observed. The recorded use of pistols in defense against bears has grown by two orders of magnitude in recent decades.
Once it hits 4 orders of magnitude I’m getting the hell out.
Damn bears.
You’re not a Packers fan, are you?
I’m a Parrothead, not a Cheesehead.
You know, you try and help people out by scratching their backs and all of a sudden they start shooting..you people got to learn to lighten up…
On a side note: Slim Jims have taken the #2 spot for things hunters carry into the woods.
This is what happens when you take a liberal into the woods; their bleating sounds like a wounded prey animal and you end up shooting Yogi.
Also, fewer pilfered pic-a-nic baskets being reported.