Biden:
We’ve created over 13 million 400 thou- — I think it’s 13-450 million jobs — more than any president has in the first four years of any administration.
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We’re — conservation — we’ve conserved more land and water than any administration has in American history. We’ve conserved the most — for example, in Alaska alone, we’ve been able to preserve and make sure the 9 — excuse me, 9 million acres. In Minnesota, the Boundary Waters, 250 million — thousand acres.”’
Well, you know, we got a — I proposed at one of those meetings with the — the six — there are seven major nations in the world economies — that we all agree to get rid of methane by the year 20- — well, we’re moving that way. Methane is four, five, six times more damaging to the environment than, for example, just greenhouse gases. And we — we talk about it all the time.
And they said, “Pop…” — they started at age; the oldest one spoke first. And now we said, “Pop…” — named after my deceased daughter — I said — said, “Pop, you know Dad wants you to run. Will you — you’ve got to run. You’ve got to do it.”
— Remarks by President Biden at a Campaign Reception | Greenwich, CT | 6/16/23
Oddly enough, the “official transcript” omitted the “God Save the Queen, man” at the end. So much for official transcripts.

What are the odds he’s currently shoving billion dollar coins into a Mohegan Sun penny slot?
At the blackjack table: “13 million 400 thou- — I think it’s 13-450 million on Red!”
At the roulette wheel: “Hit me!”
At the ice cream stand..hit him..
Walking to the helicopter..something hit him..
A lucid thought..please hit him…
Did she die in Iraq?
No but she had a rack…and ..ok, thats enough before noon…
I suggest we get Barbara Billingsley to act as his official translator. After all speaking Biden can’t be much more complicated than speaking jive.
Jive makes sense.