As We Explore Space, the New Prime Directive Will Be…
Search to the end of the galaxy and find major cash to help with the national debt…or don’t come back…
Really…what is it with all these assclowns..
North korea sending missiles out while their people starve..Iran trying to go nuclear and have hypersonic missiles while people are starving, riding camels, chopping off heads or dating goats…
I think you have to get things under control here first…
As We Explore Space, the New Prime Directive Will Be…
To boldly go where no Imbecile has gone before: Experiments to see if sex in 0 gravity is as good as on earth.
…the quest for Planet 5 O’Clock.
…It’s somewhere.
… to boldly eliminate any alien culture that doesn’t worship the appropriate letters of the alphabet…
… to shun any beings that only have two genders…
… to find a way to use Bud Light as rocket fuel…
As We Explore Space, the New Prime Directive Will Be…
register all sentient beings as democrat.
…living or dead.
Even the non-sentient ones.
…To schedule the next Drag queen Story Book hour on Uranus.
As We Explore Space, the New Prime Directive Will Be…
lofty, idealistic, visionary, & completely ignored by everyone.
As We Explore Space, the New Prime Directive Will Be…
to lobby all we encounter to relocate the hyperspace bypass.
As We Explore Space, the New Prime Directive Will Be…
Steal a menu and an ashtray from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
As We Explore Space, the New Prime Directive Will Be…
Apologize to everyone for Joe Biden’s unprovoked attacks on space tourists.
…somehow useful for raising taxes.
… demand gratitude for all the fish…
As We Explore Space, the New Prime Directive Will Be…
look for more biden votes
To finally arrive at newly discovered planet Rigel-7, and explore its two moons Basil and basil.
..just be sure to avoid the Emu Belt.
As We Explore Space, the New Prime Directive Will Be…
don’t get the pronouns wrong, capisce?
As We Explore Space, the New Prime Directive Will Be…
Search to the end of the galaxy and find major cash to help with the national debt…or don’t come back…
Really…what is it with all these assclowns..
North korea sending missiles out while their people starve..Iran trying to go nuclear and have hypersonic missiles while people are starving, riding camels, chopping off heads or dating goats…
I think you have to get things under control here first…
…developing a universal language for saying “Take us to YOUR Musk.”