I don’t know about Cartman, but he’s pretty young to be gothic, check out them black fingernails. 1 Reply to this comment
Where’s your mother? Did you just make a load in your pants? But dad, I’m not wearing pants. Jesus, I swear to God if I have to change another immaculate deification… 1 Reply to this comment
Jesus’ little known first miracle: Pulling the pin from the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch without it blowing up. 1 Reply to this comment
My son, the splt finger fastball is difficult to master but it can become unhittable at sufficient speeds once thou can control it. Baseball, hallowed be thy game… 1 Reply to this comment
Abe Lincoln: “Hey Eric Theodore Cartman are we in heaven or hell”?!
You can’t smother Cartman, you can only hope to contain him…
Cartman: “Hey Abe did you know that no one has ever been killed by a sloth.”
I don’t know about that one. Megatherium could get a bit cranky.
I don’t know about Cartman, but he’s pretty young to be gothic, check out them black fingernails.
Where’s your mother? Did you just make a load in your pants?
But dad, I’m not wearing pants.
Jesus, I swear to God if I have to change another immaculate deification…
Jesus’ little known first miracle: Pulling the pin from the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch without it blowing up.
I see someone didn’t need to ‘spect someone’s authoritah.
My son, the splt finger fastball is difficult to master but it can become unhittable at sufficient speeds once thou can control it. Baseball, hallowed be thy game…