“No Viewers Will Tune In — They Will Turn Off and Drop Out”

Producer: “We want viewers to believe we can extract DNA from a buried 50-year-old murder weapon, but not from a current baggie of cocaine? I mean, we’re not the Hallmark Channel!”

Telephone Booth Comes In Second Place

All These Years, Simple Animation Tricks Have Been Used To Show Them in the Same Frame

Whistleblower: “From the First, He Had To Steamboat His Willie”

Theme Parks Plan a New Nauseating Ride Embracing This

We’ll take care of that:

But the Day Is Not Over

Warren Muppet Concurs

He Moves on To Naked Online Chat Forums With Willing Women Right in His Very Own Local Neighborhood