At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
Look dude, no matter what you do, don’t tell them where the money is buried. When things cool down and daddy loses the next election to Trump go dig it up and meet me in Mexico at “the spot”.
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: … Let’s hit Vegas for the weekend. I bet there’s nothing you can do to even embarass your father, let alone get in any trouble.
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
A little crack cocaine, a video taped Romp with Hillary, and all your problems will just go away.
Don’t take the immunity deal. Once you are truly legally untouchable, it’s no longer possible to incriminate yourself, so the 5th Amendment no longer applies. That will really limit their options to keeping you quiet, if you know what I Epstein, er, mean.
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
Look dude, no matter what you do, don’t tell them where the money is buried. When things cool down and daddy loses the next election to Trump go dig it up and meet me in Mexico at “the spot”.
Amend your tax returns if the IRS questions the expense line item “10% Payments to Senile Doofus”
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
How could I possibly know? I don’t speak mandarin or any of the Slavic languages.
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
I’m having difficulty with the concept. Friend??? Hunter Biden???
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
You’d better start sucking up to Trump if you’re expecting a Presidential Pardon.
… remember to use permanent marker to label your bags so people can return them when they find them.
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
If you are friends with Trump, perhaps you can get into the White House to retrieve any forgotten stashes.
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
Do whatever the fu@k you want, you’re untouchable.
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
leave the gun, take the cannolis.
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
turn stoolie and get immunity.
From Joe’s DOJ?
Trump’s.
Snipe Ends Get Stipends.
Get immunity..take the Pfizer shot..a little miocarditis will get you the sympathy defence so you can’t get jail time..
…”You have enough money. Ask your Dad to sell you a pardon.”
Life is short, forget your limit on schnitzengruben and eat as many as you want.
… Change your name to “Gatherer” and move to a tent city in Portland…
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: … Let’s hit Vegas for the weekend. I bet there’s nothing you can do to even embarass your father, let alone get in any trouble.
… with Walrus …
No way, he’d probably make me pay for the drugs.
At This Point, If You Were Hunter Biden’s Friend, Your Advice to Him Would Be: …
A little crack cocaine, a video taped Romp with Hillary, and all your problems will just go away.
Don’t take the immunity deal. Once you are truly legally untouchable, it’s no longer possible to incriminate yourself, so the 5th Amendment no longer applies. That will really limit their options to keeping you quiet, if you know what I Epstein, er, mean.
From the TV shows and movies I’ve seen, that’s exactly correct.
Don’t worry. You didn’t kill yourself. .